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    Quote Originally Posted by skidMark View Post
    Isn't that where 90% of kb'ers get thier riding "skill"
    your mums arse? ok then.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by nallac View Post
    your mums arse? ok then.....
    BTW I love your sig Nallac
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    Quote Originally Posted by nallac View Post
    your mums arse? ok then.....

    It's for a good cause. how do you think i pay my fuel bill

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    Quote Originally Posted by nallac View Post
    your mums arse? ok then.....
    Whilst I can accept the possability that 90% of KB have left something dribbling down his mums arse, I'm not entirely sure that's the type of "riding" he's referring too.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Boob Johnson View Post
    Just when I thought life couldn't get any better, it just did WooT WooT!!!
    Bloody awesome news mate! There's nothing better than your very own little people!

    And a huge congrats to your significant other too.
    $2,000 cash if you find a buyer for my house, kumeuhouseforsale@straightshooters.co.nz for details

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boob Johnson View Post
    Thanks Shafty

    Feeling rather chuffed with my sperm right now
    To get you trained into the whole process I will lend you my two youngest for a week. --Nice bloke that I am
    To see a life newly created.To watch it grow and prosper. Isn't that the greatest gift a human being can be given?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lias View Post
    Whilst I can accept the possability that 90% of KB have left something dribbling down his mums arse, I'm not entirely sure that's the type of "riding" he's referring too.
    LMFAO!!!


    Quote Originally Posted by ManDownUnder View Post
    Bloody awesome news mate! There's nothing better than your very own little people!

    And a huge congrats to your significant other too.
    Thanks MDU


    Quote Originally Posted by FROSTY View Post
    To get you trained into the whole process I will lend you my two youngest for a week. --Nice bloke that I am
    lol thanks Tony, so kind of you
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    Quote Originally Posted by FROSTY View Post
    To get you trained into the whole process I will lend you my two youngest for a week. --Nice bloke that I am
    Oooh I have a couple of spare girls he can have too.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lias View Post
    Oooh I have a couple of spare girls he can have too.
    I got nieces n nephews so had plenty of practice thanks
    To laugh often and much; to win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of children; to earn the appreciation of honest critics and to endure the betrayal of false friends. To appreciate beauty; to find the best in others; to leave the world a bit better whether by a healthy child, a garden patch, or a redeemed social condition; to know that even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is to have succeeded

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    Quote Originally Posted by FROSTY View Post
    To get you trained into the whole process I will lend you my two youngest for a week. --Nice bloke that I am
    now thats a bloody good idea....i've got 3 i could lend ya as well.....
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    congrats boob.

    you should now go hunt a dear, and cut down a tree.

    these are the things required of a man to feed and keep warm his woman and the soon to be baby.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boob Johnson View Post
    Well, I now need a sidecar........went to the doctors this morning & it's confirmed, I knocked my misses up
    Neither of us have kids but both keen as mustard on them. She was told a few years ago that it was a 1 in a 1000 chance that she could fall pregnant, IVF with her previous partner etc. She then meets me & BAM!!!
    MY SPERM ROCKS!!!
    Just when I thought life couldn't get any better, it just did WooT WooT!!!

    Always knew ya had it ya Boob, well not so much now, maybe a little less, but all those years of practice have paid out?...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dave- View Post
    congrats boob.

    you should now go hunt a dear, and cut down a tree.

    these are the things required of a man to feed and keep warm his woman and the soon to be baby.
    *loads rifle, grabs axe & vows to not shave for at least a week*

    Quote Originally Posted by Maha View Post
    Always knew ya had it ya Boob, well not so much now, maybe a little less, but all those years of practice have paid out?...
    He he, cheers Maha

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    I just had a LOL thought.

    Your "Johnson" is officially not a "boob" anymore lol.

    For anyone failing to get it, may I please direct you to:
    http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/johnson
    http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/boob (1909)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lias View Post
    I just had a LOL thought.

    Your "Johnson" is officially not a "boob" anymore lol.

    For anyone failing to get it, may I please direct you to:
    http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/johnson
    http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/boob (1909)
    lol Lias. My "Johnson" never was a "Boob"

    Always taken precaution's up until now.
    To laugh often and much; to win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of children; to earn the appreciation of honest critics and to endure the betrayal of false friends. To appreciate beauty; to find the best in others; to leave the world a bit better whether by a healthy child, a garden patch, or a redeemed social condition; to know that even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is to have succeeded

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