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Sounds like my bedroom on a Saturday night. Except maybe for the torn off genitals. Everything else sounds pretty normal to me though.Originally Posted by Stirts
Looks like the reach around is much safer.
Have you seen a spiders mouth? would you want to put your phallic palps anywhere near one?
Farking hell I have been googling "sexual habits of spiders" That is some scary stuff. There is shrill crying, plugged orifices, torn-off genitals, and eaten body parts.
Dickens Cider
So the butt plugg is working well for you?
No body move... I dropped my brain
is currently sulking in the Sin Bin
That's a yes. It saves the sheets after too many bourbons.
Hardcore Biker
Wow, really looks like this one is getting WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY off topic ... but hey, it got a little boring anyway. Not sure if I actually noticed anyone actually answering the, what IS this spider question ... that is what was asked originally wasn't it ..... meh whatever!
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Dickens Cider
Off topic? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
You see a spider like THAT and it would cause you to drink bourbon, bourbon can bring on sexual urges, and so you need the butt plug to save the sheets after all the bourbon and/or sex. Very much related.
No body move... I dropped my brain
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I'm glad I'm not the only one who goes off on deranged tangents around here.
Hardcore Biker
That's what i would call NORMAL on here.
Deranged tangents.
Don't think i've ever seen a thread that stayed totally on topic.
HellSpawn
most spiders are grouped buy where there eyes are at
the art of diplomacy is saying nice doggie,
until you find a big rock
Homo Sapiens Vulgaris
faecal incontinence?
Now I know why I don't drink that shit... ehrm I mean stuff.
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Full of Titanium go-fast bits!
Oh I don't intend to bother him.. apart from to throw the odd moth or fly into his web for him.
Her? Him? I'm so confused. I thought barn spiders were meant to build a new web every evening? This guy just rebuilds once a week! Lazy bugger.
He's called Chewbacca,cause he's a hairy little barsted.
Hey Winter,a got a fiver that says Chewie kicks your girls ass.(after he's had his way with her of course.)
I'm sure thats probably illegal.
You're on..
"And, look, the luscious and fecund fronds of the Silver Fern has given brilliant birth to a stupendous fruit! A red Hondaberry, desposited by a lesser known species of Plonker Gittus Maximus Idiotus."
Hardcore Biker
Wierdo's .....
Who knew you could find a bunch of obviously sex depraved wierdo's online .... hahahaha!
Just kidding guys .... and girls!
People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Alexei Sayle
Fame was like a drug, but what was even more like a drug were the drugs. - Homer Simpson
Hardcore Biker
Who's depraved????
Not i.
Trouble ;)
If ya like that,check out one of my gang.
He's well hung.It's the 2 palps in front of them that look like a smaller pairs of legs,but the cool thing is,...not only do they have 8 eyes,but they have 2 penis's.
He's called Chewbacca,cause he's a hairy little barsted.
Aawww....Isn't he just a cute little bugger.
Hey Winter,a got a fiver that says Chewie kicks your girls ass.(after he's had his way with her of course.)
Eew yuck eww yuck eww yuck eww yuck!!!!!!
could you make the pictures any bigger?!!??!?!!??Don't by the way
Everyone loves duck sauce, is the amazing or is this amazing?!
Hardcore Biker
Eew yuck eww yuck eww yuck eww yuck!!!!!!
could you make the pictures any bigger?!!??!?!!??
Big is good!!!
Sure you don't want to enlarge them???
Trouble ;)
yes.I'm sure.
Everyone loves duck sauce, is the amazing or is this amazing?!
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