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    Quote Originally Posted by koba View Post
    Who gets the money?
    You?
    Them?
    Charity?
    I dare say all three.

    Him so he can pay for the date, which in turn they also get.

    And for his CBR, which is charity

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    Quote Originally Posted by renegade master View Post
    all jokes aside, this is a serrious thread
    Well, good for you - hope you have lots of takers - I still think its funny LOL [you have a good sense of humour - sure hope you're date ends up being a chick.....] Wouldn't that be a laugh

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    Quote Originally Posted by crazyhorse View Post
    Well, good for you - hope you have lots of takers - I still think its funny LOL [you have a good sense of humour - sure hope you're date ends up being a chick.....] Wouldn't that be a laugh
    right now carver and sidewinder are pooling there money togehter for a good time date with RM,

    I can just here em saying,Boy you got a pretty mouth
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    Good Luck!

    YOU HAVE GOT TO BE FUCKING JOKING

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    I'll bid $10.

    Not that I want to shag you, but my lawns need mowing, and I figure I'll get you cheap. Then there's the rest of the gardening, and then you can start on painting the spare room. How long is this date going to be, I have a long list of stuff that needs doing?

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    I'll chip in $11 but RM has to blow me.

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    She's actually quite hot.
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    $12

    hey RM am I hot enough for you?

    Maybe I should start my own thread


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    I bid $30 for Toto and RM.

    Adding to the list, Scoot needs a good clean. And the race trailer needs some work as well.
    It’s diametrically opposed to the sanitised existence of the Lemmings around me in the Dilbert Cartoon hell I live in; it’s life at full volume, perfect colour with high resolution and 10,000 watts of amplification.

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    Quote Originally Posted by madbikeboy View Post
    I bid $30 for Toto and RM.

    Adding to the list, Scoot needs a good clean. And the race trailer needs some work as well.

    You see RM I start straight away from $18, not cheap like you for a gold coin
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    Quote Originally Posted by TOTO View Post
    You see RM I start straight away from $18, not cheap like you for a gold coin
    I dunno Toto, perhaps MBB couldn't contain himself once he saw the opportunity of having both of you at once...

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    Quote Originally Posted by madbikeboy View Post
    I bid $30 for Toto and RM.
    Don't forget your protection - you don't know where those two have been.
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    sounds like no room for girls, you have a good fight going on over you with all the boys.

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    I thought for a second that your photo was taken in Dunedin....
    ...and I was thinking oh god, what have I missed.....

    Will have to ask which ever of the Guys that wins you......

    Love those pink gloves! They look very fetching on you....



    Quote Originally Posted by TOTO View Post
    $12

    hey RM am I hot enough for you?

    Maybe I should start my own thread
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    lame no PM's
    Then I could get a Kb Tshirt, move to Timaru and become a full time crossdressing faggot

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