ZOMG lol!![]()
"Lean like a cholo, side to side"
"Just get a GN250 and put offroad tyres on it"
doesnt phase me, not like i cant afford it, what fucks me off more is peoples bikes getting nicked etc... i stopped when they had somebody pulled over after the run in with the bike thieves to inform them, and since they didnt catch them they figred theyd fuck me over instead....
this country is fucked.![]()
GPS shit is way cheap now Posted this a while ago if you're in a theiving hotspot it could be good to chuck one of these in a bike or two. They even have a function to shut off oil/ignition with a text. Easy enough to connect it to something more 'detering' shal we say![]()
"A shark on whiskey is mighty risky, but a shark on beer is a beer engineer" - Tad Ghostal
Oooooh... how's this for a plan... Set up GPS on a 'bait bike'... Have a secret command centre in a big black van on the side of the road, OOH a fleet of big black tinted out Bedford vans, we'll follow the culprit back to his lair, and we need gadgets and code names and stuff... wow this is exciting stuff!
"Lean like a cholo, side to side"
"Just get a GN250 and put offroad tyres on it"
the flaws with this are the following;
bedford vans are hard to come by
bedford vans are un reliable at best - it would fuck out on the chase
bedford vans are slow
bedford vans handle poorly.
and you dont really need a van to beat the fuck out of someone on their way out of your shed with a bike
oh, and cheese works with gps equipment
and then......we could stick em on one of those Indian nail bed whatsits, with 10inch long spikes, conviniantly set in a 12 inch high box type thingymagig, filled with 6inches of acid........theory being they would slowly melt down said nails for 4inches (prob 1st time a bike theiving scum would have met 4 inches)
and seeing as that would take quite abit of time, we could all stand around having a bbq and drinking beer and saying stuff like 'Roger wilko - 10 4"
whoops...... maybe thats just my idea of fun
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or tie him up to a pole in the middle of a gravel pit or even a gravel road, get on dirtbikes, and start roosting him, punishment fits the crime.
"A shark on whiskey is mighty risky, but a shark on beer is a beer engineer" - Tad Ghostal
What about the gun I invented, it shoots angle grinders, you pull a rip cord thing which fires up the angle grinder, gets it spinning real good, then you pull a lever and it launches the grinder, spinning disc and all, into the culprit. It's actually more of an angle grinder launcher really. And it's gyro powered...Or for a more portable option, the gun that shoots knives...
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"Lean like a cholo, side to side"
"Just get a GN250 and put offroad tyres on it"
Somebody grabs you and drags you into a moving Corolla, you're probably thinkin' WTF. Somebody grabs you and drags you into a moving black bedford van, you think 'holy shit im gonna die'.
Bedford vans are badass.
PS replace the engines with somethin better. Problem solved.
"Lean like a cholo, side to side"
"Just get a GN250 and put offroad tyres on it"
Hmmmm yes I like both ideas, the roosting one especially.
I think a vigilante group may be called for people. Sammikins and I could devise some seriously evil torture devices and I live in the country and have been seriuosly considering getting some pigs............... Mwahaha
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