Need dumb job ideas

**Lorax** · 17th July 2009, 00:30

e.g. at a party when someone asks you what you do, you reply:

"Oh, I make sure the spaces between the crossing stripes is correct" and so on.

Ideas?

**popa griffin** · 17th July 2009, 00:34

Test 9volt batteries with your tounge.

**SixPackBack** · 17th July 2009, 05:20

Originally Posted by Lorax

e.g. at a party when someone asks you what you do, you reply:

"Oh, I make sure the spaces between the crossing stripes is correct" and so on.

Ideas?

Ticket law abiding motorcyclists and lie in court.

**spookytooth** · 17th July 2009, 07:55

drill the arsehole hole in dolls

**Laava** · 17th July 2009, 08:36

Originally Posted by spookytooth

drill the arsehole hole in dolls

Using????????????

**SlashWylde** · 17th July 2009, 08:42

Nostril hair trimming specialist for Rodney Wayne hair salons.

**Mschvs** · 17th July 2009, 08:52

Lab rat, testing the effectiveness of laxatives.

**Taz** · 17th July 2009, 09:02

Originally Posted by Mschvs

Lab rat, testing the effectiveness of laxatives.

Now that would be a shitty job.....

**one fast tl1ooo** · 17th July 2009, 09:05

A pet psychologist

**vifferman** · 17th July 2009, 09:18

A guy I used to work with used to write "Computer Psychoanalyst" as his occupation when traveling for work. I never knew what my job title was (they never told me), and I got into trouble at Immigration once for writing "Computer Dude".
My grandfather used to tell his kids he worked in a jam factory, whittling the seeds to put in the strawberry jam.

Here's one, based on when I worked in a furniture shop. One of the guys I worked with was a real clown. We had shelves that had had the knots cut out and replaced with a solid core. He told me, "Oh - they don't waste the knots; they send them to the rocking horse factory to be used as arseholes for the rocking horses!"
So there's a job: making arseholes for wooden rocking horses.

**Karl08** · 17th July 2009, 09:35

I make and star in "Art movies"

I sell crack

I am a test subject for police Tasers

I measure and ensure that wine gums are all of a uniform size.

**Taz** · 17th July 2009, 10:08

Who'd want to wear a wine gum uniform? Or why would you want one that size?

**Laava** · 17th July 2009, 10:34

Syringe prep expert for Amy Winehouse

**firefighter** · 17th July 2009, 10:53

My favorite,
"I change the batteries in cats eyes....you know the little lights in the middle of the road ?"

Only chicks ever believe you, and it's a good judge for whether you wanna have her make you breakfast in bed or send her home in the morning......

**Marmoot** · 17th July 2009, 11:58

International Porn Star.

Say it with a nice proud smile.

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