Motorcycles = smoking?

**slofox** · 21st July 2009, 12:43

Originally Posted by James Deuce

I canned mine (my wife had insisted I have it when I got back into bikes) when a call centre staff member told me that the AA didn't "do motorcycles" when I got a flat in the middle of nowhere.

I checked this out with AA today JD and they told me that they do do motorbikes...so I dunno......

I still think it is cheap breakdown insurance....

**James Deuce** · 21st July 2009, 12:55

Originally Posted by slofox

I checked this out with AA today JD and they told me that they do do motorbikes...so I dunno......

I still think it is cheap breakdown insurance....

Please understand that I know that. I'm not sure their weekend call centre staff do.

**avgas** · 21st July 2009, 13:05

I think its correct.
Riding is like smoking. I know smokers who lived to 90.
Riding like a fuck means you will die like one. Likewise smoking like one means you will be living-dead later in life.

**prettybillie** · 21st July 2009, 13:09

Originally Posted by Supermac Jr

So then it follows logically that riding = smoking = having unprotected sex

Ahhh why is everything so good so bad

mwahahaha

**sondela** · 21st July 2009, 16:11

Originally Posted by avgas

I know smokers who lived to 90.

just as an aside, my grandpa smoked (a lot) and rode motorbikes.... he lived to 87, and he was a real lively old gent too!

his death wasn't smoking or bike-related..

**Ixion** · 23rd July 2009, 14:26

Originally Posted by avgas

I think its correct.
Riding is like smoking. I know smokers who lived to 90.
Riding like a fuck means you will die like one. Likewise smoking like one means you will be living-dead later in life.

By extension, does that mean that if you fuck like a biker you will die like one?

**James Deuce** · 23rd July 2009, 14:36

Originally Posted by Ixion

By extension, does that mean that if you fuck like a biker you will die like one?

Is that a penis extension and will there be diagrams?

**Ixion** · 23rd July 2009, 15:02

You need me to draw you a picture ?

**Max Preload** · 23rd July 2009, 15:22

Originally Posted by -df-

2 strokes :P

We'll leave your sexual prowess out of this...

Originally Posted by HenryDorsetCase

the AA is a tool of oppression. They lost my confidence, respect, and money when they supported the introduction of speed cameras. their opinion is worthless, they are bottom feeding scum.

Fuck'n spot on, Bevan!