Best insult?

**BiK3RChiK** · 25th July 2009, 21:08

I have this printed out on my fridge. I think some of these are real good! haha...

**Genestho** · 25th July 2009, 21:14

Originally Posted by BiK3RChiK

I have this printed out on my fridge. I think some of these are real good! haha...

They're awesome!

Love this one..."I've had a perfectly wonderful evening But this wasn't it." - Groucho Marx

**Dean** · 25th July 2009, 21:21

I feel this is a good insult, quite fitting in this case.

How many sixpackbacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? = just one, he holds the lightbulb still and lets the world revolve around him

**Timber020** · 25th July 2009, 21:35

People like you justify cancer

**DELLORTO** · 25th July 2009, 21:36

Originally Posted by Dean

I feel this is a good insult, quite fitting in this case.

How many sixpackbacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? = just one, he holds the lightbulb still and lets the world revolve around him

if sixpackbacks had one more wrinkle he'd pass as a prune lol

just jokes

**EJK** · 25th July 2009, 22:05

Originally Posted by DELLORTO

if sixpackbacks had one more wrinkle he'd pass as a prune lol

just jokes

How many six packs can sixpackback pack?

just kidding

**oldrider** · 25th July 2009, 22:09

A little tame for today but when I was young (and pissing people off) an old guy looked at me and scowled:

"Your mother couldn't have been a good woman, to have such a bastard"

I ignored him at the time but it stayed with me for longer than I was comfortable with.

Now I am an old guy and I understand more than ever what he meant, strange ol'e world eh!

**DELLORTO** · 25th July 2009, 22:17

Originally Posted by EJK

How many six packs can sixpackback pack?

just kidding

not many.......

**Dean** · 25th July 2009, 22:22

Originally Posted by EJK

How many six packs can sixpackback pack?

just kidding

Sixpackback is one of those men who posses every gift..............every gift except the power to use them

Just kidding, hey they arent insults unless you use them at someone

**ynot slow** · 25th July 2009, 22:22

Who called the chef a bastard?Who called the bastard a chef? Good line from a classic movie eh.

**wbks** · 25th July 2009, 22:24

Don't really have a best, so I'll substitute definitely the worst insult I've used in recent times: I was sitting around with a few new mates talking shit. They all knew each other for years, so I was the newbie and thought I'd crack a few funnies, when one guy reaches into his pocket, pulls out some change and asks "what can I buy for $1.50?", to which I quickly replied "your mum!" and started laughing expecting everyone else to join in. The dude just sort of went silent and walked off, and the rest of them were just glaring at me for a while, so I just shut up and wondered wtf was so bad about it... Later that day one of them explained that his mum had actually died not even a year earlier from cancer. That put me off 'Yo Momma' jokes for a while!

**DELLORTO** · 25th July 2009, 22:31

i bet your brain feels as good as new considering you've never used it.....

**mowgli** · 25th July 2009, 22:44

"Your brain is so minute that if a hungry cannibal were to crack your head open there would barely be enough to cover a small waterbiscuit."

OT I know but Blackadder delivered insults with style.