Page 7 of 17 FirstFirst ... 56789 ... LastLast
Results 91 to 105 of 243

Thread: Owner roasts family pet in barbecue

  1. #91
    Join Date
    25th June 2005 - 10:56
    Bike
    EX500s - Ruby
    Location
    Napier
    Posts
    3,754
    Quote Originally Posted by mynameis View Post
    Old man got pwnd
    To be fair, they did languish in the freezer for a while before getting in to the oven.
    Diarrhoea is hereditary - it runs in your jeans

    If my nose was running money, I'd blow it all on you...

  2. #92
    Join Date
    10th February 2006 - 15:02
    Bike
    Lil Tricycle
    Location
    216.237.127.134
    Posts
    927
    Quote Originally Posted by yungatart View Post
    To be fair, they did languish in the freezer for a while before getting in to the oven.
    Did the "old man" open the freezer and call their names here turkey

  3. #93
    Join Date
    25th June 2005 - 10:56
    Bike
    EX500s - Ruby
    Location
    Napier
    Posts
    3,754
    Quote Originally Posted by mynameis View Post
    Did the "old man" open the freezer and call their names here turkey
    Silly...that is wiimins work!
    Diarrhoea is hereditary - it runs in your jeans

    If my nose was running money, I'd blow it all on you...

  4. #94
    Join Date
    8th November 2004 - 11:00
    Bike
    GSXR 750 the wanton hussy
    Location
    Not in Napier now
    Posts
    12,765
    Quote Originally Posted by yungatart View Post
    To be fair, they did languish in the freezer for a while before getting in to the oven.
    That they did. Just long enough that the memory of them strutting about the place, and their wanton slaughter, had faded.
    I certainly couldn't have eaten them straight away.
    But someone else's turkeys...now that would be different.
    Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?

  5. #95
    Join Date
    7th January 2005 - 09:47
    Bike
    .
    Location
    .
    Posts
    2,098
    Connecting logic with the consumption of meat is an erroneous debate. The same folk who claim dog meat is fine will scream blue murder at the Japanese eating whales.
    The fact is we do not eat Dog meat in NZ, to claim so is incorrect and could possibly create the wrong impression for Tongans or Koreans [or anyone other culture that decides to fry Fido]. Serve Dog up at a bar-b-cue and watch the guests scarper!

  6. #96
    Join Date
    26th January 2006 - 18:14
    Bike
    .
    Location
    Wellington
    Posts
    1,527
    Quote Originally Posted by PrincessBandit View Post
    Just like the Samoans (I think it was) who wanted to slaughter a pig in their back yard 'cos dat's how we do it back in da ilans' - piss off back to Tonga or Samoa or wherever if you want to do those things. Dont' do them here where they're not acceptable.
    What's so unacceptable about slaughtering a pig in your own back yard?

    What is unacceptable is neighbours thinking they have a right to tell you what you can and can't do in your own back yard when it is neither any of their business nor of any consequence to them.

    You would have got one hell of an earful from me. And probably also a fair few pig entrails on your back lawn.

  7. #97
    Join Date
    6th April 2008 - 15:43
    Bike
    1980 Suzuki GS1000 and 1983 Suzuki GR650
    Location
    Napier
    Posts
    401
    A few years ago step-daughter would not speak to me after she relised why I was calling the three piglets that we were feding, they names were Ham, Bacon and little Porkie. As for slaughting in a backyard whats the differene between a 1/4 acre backyard and a life style block (just the size)
    Boys can't ride broken toys.

  8. #98
    Join Date
    25th June 2007 - 21:21
    Bike
    S1000RR
    Location
    Christchurch
    Posts
    6,988
    A big LOL at the tags of this thread.


    If you can make it on Kiwibiker you can make it anywhere.

  9. #99
    Join Date
    4th November 2003 - 13:00
    Bike
    BSA A10
    Location
    Rangiora
    Posts
    12,846
    Quote Originally Posted by SixPackBack View Post
    Serve Dog up at a bar-b-cue and watch the guests scarper!
    If you didn't tell them what it was they'd probably eat it and not know any difference
    "If you can make black marks on a straight from the time you turn out of a corner until the braking point of the next turn, then you have enough power."


    Quote Originally Posted by scracha View Post
    Even BP would shy away from cleaning up a sidecar oil spill.
    Quote Originally Posted by Warren Zevon
    Send Lawyers, guns and money, the shit has hit the fan

  10. #100
    Join Date
    7th January 2005 - 09:47
    Bike
    .
    Location
    .
    Posts
    2,098
    Quote Originally Posted by Kickaha View Post
    If you didn't tell them what it was they'd probably eat it and not know any difference
    "Once were warriors" full of lion red might not know or care. My guests would want to know what the 'interesting' cut and taste was.

  11. #101
    Join Date
    13th February 2006 - 13:12
    Bike
    raptor 1000
    Location
    Dunedin
    Posts
    2,975
    why do kiwis living over seas have to live by their host countrys cultures but overseas people living here bring their own babybeatingdogeating ways with them and thats ok

  12. #102
    Join Date
    2nd December 2007 - 20:00
    Bike
    Baby Gixxer
    Location
    Auckland
    Posts
    2,503
    Blog Entries
    7
    Quote Originally Posted by mynameis View Post
    You'll mostly see hypocrits getting upset, who are we to decide some animals are destined for the kitchen while others are to be loved? It doesn't make the killing of one animal ok/acceptable over the other.
    Because, believe it or not, some people do actually draw a distinction between "pets" and animals destined for the supermarket shelves. Duh.

    Quote Originally Posted by Shadows View Post
    What's so unacceptable about slaughtering a pig in your own back yard?

    What is unacceptable is neighbours thinking they have a right to tell you what you can and can't do in your own back yard when it is neither any of their business nor of any consequence to them.

    You would have got one hell of an earful from me. And probably also a fair few pig entrails on your back lawn.
    Trust me mate, any earful you think you'd give me you'd get back in full! My fishwife impersonations are an awesome thing to behold. Why do you think we have abattoirs ya plonker, instead of a free for all backyard (I'm talking residential here) rivers of blood and guts. Not to mention the terrified squealing of an animal as it's being slaughtered. If you were my neighbour and subjected me to that you'd get a lot more than you'd ever give me petal.

    Quote Originally Posted by jimjim View Post
    why do kiwis living over seas have to live by their host countrys cultures but overseas people living here bring their own babybeatingdogeating ways with them and thats ok
    How many countries would incarcerate you and worse for insisting on "your rights to live by your own cultural standards" in their country? Yet here in NZ we are expected to bend over and take it up the exhaust pipe simply in order to let all our immigrants feel completely at home here.
    I lahk to moove eet moove eet...

    Katman to steveb64
    Quote Originally Posted by Katman View Post
    I'd hate to ever have to admit that my arse had been owned by a Princess.

  13. #103
    Join Date
    13th February 2006 - 13:12
    Bike
    raptor 1000
    Location
    Dunedin
    Posts
    2,975
    Quote Originally Posted by PrincessBandit View Post


    How many countries would incarcerate you and worse for insisting on "your rights to live by your own cultural standards" in their country? Yet here in NZ we are expected to bend over and take it up the exhaust pipe simply in order to let all our immigrants feel completely at home here.
    eggxzacarry

  14. #104
    Join Date
    10th February 2006 - 15:02
    Bike
    Lil Tricycle
    Location
    216.237.127.134
    Posts
    927
    Quote Originally Posted by jimjim View Post

    why do kiwis living over seas have to live by their host countrys cultures but overseas people living here bring their own babybeatingdogeating ways with them and thats ok
    Baby beating? You mean Maoris are immigrants?

    Quote Originally Posted by PrincessBandit View Post

    Because, believe it or not, some people do actually draw a distinction between "pets" and animals destined for the supermarket shelves. Duh.

    And what? That makes it ok for these other animals to be murdered and when "pets" are murdered it's not.

    What next? You'll say their shit stinks and your's doesn't?

    B0o0 h0o0o get over it.

  15. #105
    Join Date
    2nd December 2007 - 20:00
    Bike
    Baby Gixxer
    Location
    Auckland
    Posts
    2,503
    Blog Entries
    7
    Quote Originally Posted by mynameis View Post
    ...
    What next? You'll say their shit stinks and your's doesn't?

    .
    My poos smell like luffly roses.
    I lahk to moove eet moove eet...

    Katman to steveb64
    Quote Originally Posted by Katman View Post
    I'd hate to ever have to admit that my arse had been owned by a Princess.

Thread Information

Users Browsing this Thread

There are currently 1 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 1 guests)

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •