Motorcycle misquotes and uvers

**skidMark** · 18th August 2009, 23:10

Originally Posted by Mystic13

You could also just post up quotes for people to manipulate like

"As useless as tits on a bull"

"Sticks like wet shit to a blanket"

"The early bird gets the worm"

"Too many cooks spoil the broth"

Hondas...

"As useless as tits on a bull"

"Sticks like wet shit to a blanket"

**Mystic13** · 18th August 2009, 23:10

Many are called, but few are chosen to ride.

**Mystic13** · 18th August 2009, 23:11

"I'll offer him a motorcycle he can't refuse"

**Mystic13** · 18th August 2009, 23:13

The early rider gets the empty roads.

**Boob Johnson** · 18th August 2009, 23:26

Originally Posted by Mystic13

The early rider gets the empty roads.

Noice!

**skidMark** · 18th August 2009, 23:37

The rider with t3h chicken strips looses t3h street cred

**Big Dave** · 18th August 2009, 23:44

Empty vessels make the longest Skidmarks.

**skidMark** · 19th August 2009, 00:17

Originally Posted by Big Dave

Empty vessels make the longest Skidmarks.

tall people have thier wheels on the outside of the corner with thier helmet in the other lane

**vonstringer** · 19th August 2009, 00:40

Diesel comes before a fall.

**vonstringer** · 19th August 2009, 01:04

A gear change in time saves embarrassing over-revving.

**Mystic13** · 19th August 2009, 10:41

"Carpe Ducati"

**Mystic13** · 19th August 2009, 11:04

- A motorcycle is worth a thousand words.

- (Mate, you made it) by the skin of your leathers

- Like using a GSXR to win a bucket race. (like using a sledgehammer to crack a nut)

- That's a bit like a Harley-Davidson calling Ducati a motorcycle (pot calling the kettle black)

- You are what you ride.

- You can't get blood out of a motorcycle.

- A motorcycle by any other name would smell as sweet.

**Mystic13** · 19th August 2009, 11:05

It occurs to me we have;

Phrases from TV etc which can be utilised.

Phrases from Kiwiana that can be utilised.

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Riding - Just Do It.

Can't think of any others at the moment but if you know of a few pop them up for someone to tackle.

Cheers.