People peddling bullshit as fact on KB

[Maha]

Well being a predominately male site I guess one can expect at least some bullshit aye.....seriously though, in the quest to get my ample derriere back on a bike again and not just me scooter, I would have to say advice has been very encouraging so far

The simple answer is, when you have been around long enough, you know exactly who is on the level and who you can take advice from.
Generally though, if you start a thread asking advice on a particular subject, the responses are helpful enough, but even then, some disagree with whats being said. If you ask for and receive advice on here, take what you can out of it and draw your own conclusions.

[Ixion]

I currently have a rear tyre on the front of one of my bikes and haven't died yet.

rear on the front? That's a tad unusual. Front on the rear is common.

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You should all use what you're comfortable using. That's why I only use Delo400 diesel oils in all my bikes.

Andy.

Everybody does.

[martybabe]

Whilst it would be a shame to eradicate all the tongue in cheek humour on here. I have to agree some posts can be misleading....One that springs to mind is the post that advocated taking a plastic shopping bag with you on tour as it makes it easier to don water proof trousers etc.

It's the none specific 'etc' I object to, sure it's fine for getting your boot through your pants without snagging, even a wet gloved hand down the sleeve of an over jacket, top marks but you just try slipping your helmet on with a plastic bag over your head. I nearly bloody well suffocated to pieces and it's a right bastard trying to pull the bag out through the eye hole of your helmet I can tell you.

[LBD]

rear on the front? That's a tad unusual. Front on the rear is common.
Everybody does.

If I recall correctly ...and I do stand to be corrected on this, ...the old TT100 tyres, which were one of THE tyres back then, had arrows for direction of rotation,,, If fitted on the front it should turn this way and if fitted on the back it should turn that way....

Any one confirm?

[NDORFN]

If you rub a womans clit three times to the left, slap her in the face and bark like a dog for three minutes your hair will turn green. I dare you to prove this is peddling bullshit as fact. Double dog dare ya!

[scumdog]

If you rub a womans clit three times to the left, slap her in the face and bark like a dog for three minutes your hair will turn green. I dare you to prove this is peddling bullshit as fact. Double dog dare ya!

I have alapeshia.

I ain't NEVER goin' ta have green hair.

[98tls]

If you rub a womans clit three times to the left, slap her in the face and bark like a dog for three minutes your hair will turn green. I dare you to prove this is peddling bullshit as fact. Double dog dare ya!

Or simply try the "Donkey punch",though it may well be your last it will be memorable.

[NDORFN]

WTF is the "Donkey punch"??? Sounds like fun...

[98tls]

WTF is the "Donkey punch"??? Sounds like fun...

Ever shagged a chick with a bad cough?

[scumdog]

WTF is the "Donkey punch"??? Sounds like fun...

Yah dunno what a 'donkey punch' is??

Where did ya do yer love-makin'?

The Cuba Mall??

[NDORFN]

Ever shagged a chick with a bad cough?

Yeah my wife, bad cough or not. Still not getting it... You're not peddling bullshit as fact are you?

[98tls]

Yeah my wife, bad cough or not. Still not getting it... You're not peddling bullshit as fact are you?

As you say "still not getting it".Try this,imagine you have normal diameter dick,your shagging your Mrs who coughs.......get it?

[scumdog]

As you say "still not getting it".Try this,imagine you have normal diameter dick,your shagging your Mrs who coughs.......get it?

Maybe ya should shag his mrs to show him...

[NDORFN]

Aaaaah yeah I get it. She has a tendancy to cough right after... and yeah... she's a KB member so that's enough of that. Got me thinking though... ever sneezed while taking a piss? Wholey shit man.

[scumdog]

Aaaaah yeah I get it. She has a tendancy to cough right after... and yeah... she's a KB member so that's enough of that. Got me thinking though... ever sneezed while taking a piss? Wholey shit man.

Keep the pepper beside the bed...