Biggest Bullshit Story (that somebody believed)

**p.dath** · 31st August 2009, 20:45

Originally Posted by Morepower

Thats pretty close to fact , google it or check Wikipedia

Now that would be funny. The story I made up turning out to be true! Oh wait, your probably trying to catch me out. Haha.

**LBD** · 31st August 2009, 20:45

Originally Posted by ynot slow

Brother and his mate at school discussing engines etc,brother had helped neighbour rebuild his motox bike.They conned another kid that diesels used spark plugs,another kid who lived on a farm said he had helped his dad change the massey fergys' sparkplugs on weekend.Was in 1975 and tractor was a fergy 135-165 diesel.Brother and his mate got good mileage out of that one for years.

I beleive he did help his brother change the spark plugs in his fathers Massey Fergison.... They came out both petrol and diesel. The petrol engine was the same as in the old Vangaurd car....

**dogsnbikes** · 31st August 2009, 20:59

telling a couple of hospotality girls on the ferry about the INVISABLE DOLPHINS swimming along with the ship.....honestly didn't think they would broadcast it too the pasengers though

**Headbanger** · 31st August 2009, 21:31

I was removing loose rock face off the cliffs at Kangaroo point, Across the river from the Brisbane CBD. We were working out of a truck mounted cherry picker that went up the equal of 15 stories.

I got the operator to take it as high as she would go and we came up level with a group of people in the look out, all quite stunned when we appeared from below, they inquired as to what we were doing....

So I told them we were professionol snake hunters, and that a giant snake was thought to be taking refuge in the cliff. I told them it had already eaten 2 children but was being kept out of the news to avoid a panic, and that if we didn't catch it by the end of the day the area was going to be evacuated, everyone else would be locked down, the army would be called in and the cliffs would be blown with explosives.

Got a few queer looks, a chuckle or two, and a couple of women who sucked it all in and went right out of their tiny minds, ranting, raving, abusing me, and calling the police and the newspaper on their cell phones.

Thats right ladies, Giant people eating snakes on the loose at Southbank......

**ynot slow** · 31st August 2009, 21:40

Originally Posted by LBD

I beleive he did help his brother change the spark plugs in his fathers Massey Fergison.... They came out both petrol and diesel. The petrol engine was the same as in the old Vangaurd car....

Definately diesel this one,I asked the guys older brother who was in my class if the tractor was petrol or diesel.

Do you remember the first colour tvs in 1975,all those horny ladies thinking Murphy 12" was an irish porn star.

**LBD** · 31st August 2009, 21:44

"I am a licenced motorcycle instructor, I agree with dangerousbastard, no point in repeating what he said."

That has to be the biggest line I have seen in recient times....

**SARGE** · 31st August 2009, 21:53

I just say..

"running with scissors"

the looks on the faces are priceless..

(for those of you who know me thats funny as shit ..)

**The Stranger:Me** · 31st August 2009, 22:54

I wont cum in your mouth.

**bogan** · 31st August 2009, 23:06

Originally Posted by The Stranger

I wont cum in your mouth.

haha, and it never goes down well when the lie is exposed.

pun very much intended

**ajturbo** · 1st September 2009, 07:03

there was this time in shantytown, on the west coast.
i was on the train going for a look with some AMERICANS (fat of cause) tourists,
luke and i saw a Kea running around (NOTE: this was around lunch time...) i said to luke very loudly, "hey luke, look at the KIWI" and pointed, well the americans couldn't get enough photo's... the train driver nearly fell out of the train he was laughing so much..... made his month i think.... dumb tourists..

then...

i have a scar on the side of my temple, a couple of young girls asked about it... told them i was shot durring the war.....
what war they asked....the Vietnam war, back in 1895.... ahahahahahahahahahh, frigin near wet myself with that one

**GurlRacer** · 1st September 2009, 13:10

I told a bunch of Norwegians, Swedes, American's and Canadian's (I tend to have a lot visit me here...) about the "Kiwi Tree Bears" ...
They hide in trees, and at night, jump down on top of your head. Us Kiwi's have to stab them (the only way to kill them is with a knife), but you have to be careful because they have huge tusks and can really injure you... So, never walk alone at night unless you have a New Zealander with you! The Norwegians and Swedes couldn't care less (coz they have trolls) but the Americans and Canadian's stuck rather close to me...

And to reverse it, I told people in New Zealand (while I was living in Norway) that we have Polar Bears walking around the town

Ahhh!