What would happen if a nuke hits your town?

**Delerium** · 14th September 2009, 00:18

Hmmm, no option for chuck norris

**ready4whatever** · 14th September 2009, 00:21

Jesus fuckin christ. selected Tsar bomb and thought i'll be sweet I live 32km out of Whakatane. turns out it'll cook me in Rotorua.

and asteroid would get me in auz!

**Maki** · 14th September 2009, 00:39

"What would happen if a nuke hits your town?"

Would my bike still work?

**Hard Nut** · 14th September 2009, 02:20

Just bend over and kiss your bike and your arse goodbye.

I heard that there's an asteroid heading our way, be here in 2018

Now there's something to look forward to

Nuts

**Pixie** · 14th September 2009, 08:48

Originally Posted by p.dath

You forgot to allow for the tidal wave, the high potential of the ring of 22 volcanoes around Auckland to erupt, or the vaporisation effect of the heat on the sea water ...

Even large underwater explosions have been shown to produce negligible wave effects

**bogan** · 14th September 2009, 09:26

Originally Posted by Maki

"What would happen if a nuke hits your town?"

Would my bike still work?

I think the EMP would probably fry the electrics.

**EJK** · 14th September 2009, 09:45

Originally Posted by Hard Nut

Just bend over and kiss your bike and your arse goodbye.

I heard that there's an asteroid heading our way, be here in 2018

Now there's something to look forward to

Nuts

OK I'm off to Mars.

**Laxi** · 14th September 2009, 20:38

Originally Posted by EJK

OK I'm off to Mars.

don't you mean back to

**Usarka** · 14th September 2009, 20:54

There's a rocket in mianus????

**cambridgedan** · 14th September 2009, 20:56

what would happen if a nuke hit my town?

just a guess but i think we would all die

**Insanity_rules** · 14th September 2009, 21:18

Kinda dark thought aint it? Yikes!

**duckonin** · 14th September 2009, 21:23

We would have two fucken big holes (Waihi)

**sAsLEX** · 14th September 2009, 21:51

Originally Posted by mowgli

They'll be safe carting oranges around the Mediteranian

Hey that was Charles Upham.... I mean they learnt their lesson their that ferries designed to go everywhere full don't float right empty ....... oh sorry HMNZS CANTERBURY forgot they bought you...

Originally Posted by Maki

Would my bike still work?

No, but the old Royal Enfield down the road will

Originally Posted by Pixie

Even large underwater explosions have been shown to produce negligible wave effects

Say that to a sailor.

Bubble goes big, bubble goes small, bubble goes big. Hello Torpex.

**PrincessBandit** · 14th September 2009, 22:46

Originally Posted by Pixie

Even large underwater explosions have been shown to produce negligible wave effects

I must be tired - I just read "Even large underwear explosions have been shown...."

Originally Posted by cambridgedan

what would happen if a nuke hit my town?

just a guess but i think we would all die

Ah, yep, that would be my thinking too.

c'mon Katman, surely you couldn't resist nuking South Auckland?

**cambridgedan** · 14th September 2009, 23:42

Hmm looking at that Ussr 500mt nuke or what ever it is it seems to do alot of damage I wonder how many they still have sitting around. I don't think it would take that many to blow the whole of nz to tiny bits. I'm just glad no one hates us enough to be bothered downing the money to nuke us haha

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