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    She sounds like my kinda woman! D'ja get her number?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Swoop View Post
    Probably a thread already started on www.kiwigrannycager.co.nz.
    Hey your link doesn't work.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ital916 View Post
    I would have roundhouse kicked the old bitch..might as well even out the deafness, then thrown her keys into the gutter, then punched her window in with a leather glove cos according to some "it doesnt hurt when you have a leather glove on". Then I would have stolen the shit she bought at the dairy and given her the finger. Dirty filthy cagers, animals they are, nothing but filthy animals. [p/t]
    This lady is probably the Dutch Kung Fu Champion and lost her hearing listening to Mega-Deth tracks and partaking in her favourite hobby of repairing road drills.....do not mess with the unknown it's unpredictable and can be embarrassing beyond belief if you get beaten up by an old lady you would have to leave town for sure.........
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    Quote Originally Posted by White trash View Post
    As it transpires, the mark polished off, no worries.

    Funny though, a week into ownership Sue took it to the same fucken supermarket and someone scuffed the other corner of the rear bumper.

    Suffice to say it goes nowhere near supermarkets now
    Why worry, it's only a car. As long as no one scrapes the bike of course.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MarkH View Post
    Why worry, it's only a car. As long as no one scrapes the bike of course.
    Shouldn't matter if it two wheels or four wheels, if you're you're proud of something (in this case, ownership of a vehicle) Other people should have the common descency to show the care and courtesy that is deserved.

    If someone damages something of mine I take it very personally, it's like they have no regard for the time or effort that I personally have put into owning something nice.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Thaeos View Post
    Hey your link doesn't work.
    Damn!
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    Happened to me today -a little gray haired old lady in a big car swerved onto the road beside me into the lane I was in "pushing" me out of her way. Her eyes were focused straight ahead. I got past and shook my head is in dis-belief. I hope she saw it. I was on Te Rapa stright in Hamilton.

    Being a big grey haired old man does not seem make it any better.

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    Had an old lady day today as well. The classic "if I go fast enough through the stop sign without stopping nothing can hit me " mentality . She saw me at the last moment and attempted evasive action which made it worse as I was in the process of doing the same. Managed to compensate and avoid a collision. Then followed her so that I could have a little chat regarding the road rules and stop signs but gave up when she was heading the wrong way and I could she was getting spooked. I figured she had learnt her lesson and there was no point in scaring her.
    Just after that some bonce in his BMW sportscar nonchalantly pulled out in front of me( paid so much for the car that the road came with it) and then pretends I didn't exist so I reminded him of my existence when he moved over to park and I gave him an earful of my exhausts( naughty biker) as I drew alongside his ears.
    Just another day on the road , rant over.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MarkH View Post
    Why worry, it's only a car. As long as no one scrapes the bike of course.
    Be that as it may, it's "only a car" I've dreamed of owning since I was nineteen years old and searched long and hard for the "right one". I love it more than any bike I've ever owned which have always been "just a tool" for racing and doing stupid shit on.

    Quote Originally Posted by MDR2 View Post
    Shouldn't matter if it two wheels or four wheels, if you're you're proud of something (in this case, ownership of a vehicle) Other people should have the common descency to show the care and courtesy that is deserved.

    If someone damages something of mine I take it very personally, it's like they have no regard for the time or effort that I personally have put into owning something nice.
    Exactly my sentiments. I spend a lot of time keeping this vehicle in the condition it left the factory, pisses me off someone wouldn't have the common courtesay to at least apologize for their mistake.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MDR2 View Post
    ...it's like they have no regard ...
    You reckon?
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    Quote Originally Posted by White trash View Post
    Be that as it may, it's "only a car" I've dreamed of owning since I was nineteen years old and searched long and hard for the "right one". I love it more than any bike I've ever owned which have always been "just a tool" for racing and doing stupid shit on.
    So what's the car then WT?
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    Prb'ly just some old Ozzie clunker.
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    Quote Originally Posted by slofox View Post
    So what's the car then WT?
    Vauxhall
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    Ah. A Mk 2 Viva , no doubt.
    Quote Originally Posted by skidmark
    This world has lost it's drive, everybody just wants to fit in the be the norm as it were.
    Quote Originally Posted by Phil Vincent
    The manufacturers go to a lot of trouble to find out what the average rider prefers, because the maker who guesses closest to the average preference gets the largest sales. But the average rider is mainly interested in silly (as opposed to useful) “goodies” to try to kid the public that he is riding a racer

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    Quote Originally Posted by White trash View Post
    Vauxhall
    Chevette? With the Opel motor...
    Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?

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