I hate my friends

[p.dath]

Perhaps explain kevlar provides abrasion resistance - not impact resistance.

But he doesn't sound like your mate to me. Mates don't kick each other in the nuts for the hell of it.

[mstriumph]

Maybe it's a guy thing. Do girls not sometimes hit each other in the boobs as a sign of affection?.............

no








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[mnkyboy]

They do but they use their tongues, and occasionally if feeling frisky, their teeth.

Or at least that's what the internet told me.

It tells me the same thing too.

Google wasn't as helpful as 'other' search facilities.

If a guy kicked me in the nuts I'd put my armoured gloves on and show him that there is a good amount of impact resistance in them

[PrincessBandit]

Wow, with mates like that who needs enemies? What you need is balls of steel, that way when you get a kick to the nuts again you can stand there and laugh as your "mate" rolls around in pain holding his foot. Anyone have a steel cricket box hiding in their cupboard....??

Did you watch pulp sport the other night when Ben landed one in Bill's groin to squash an egg in his underwear? A couple of kids did gentle kicks to break the first two eggs, but no one wanted to do the third so Ben did the honours - nowhere near as gently as the first two!

[vifferman]

Perhaps explain kevlar provides abrasion resistance - not impact resistance.

Is that what it's for? I did not know that.

But he doesn't sound like your mate to me. Mates don't kick each other in the nuts for the hell of it.

Is that right? I did not know that.

[Insanity_rules]

Maybe it's a guy thing. Do girls not sometimes hit each other in the boobs as a sign of affection?

No a movie I saw the other night sugggests pillow fights and lashings of oral sex LOL

[Ypawa]

thats sooo not cool, seems youre better off refunding your mate or sending him off to the re-cycle depo - good luck with your `come back response to him`

[coffeejunkie]

Your mates are sad asses man & no us chicks done hit each others boobs...In fact any dickhead did that and they would get a punch in the nose

[Cheshire Cat]

Load the slug gun up with filters and shoot him in the nuts a close range! they draw blood!

[{.bLanK}G_o_D]

my mate had put his size 9 into my ugly bits. I promptly collapsed on the ground feeling somewhat queazy.

Sounds like you lost the first round of Roshambo
lol Sux2bu

Charge up a big old power transformer (out of a TV etc). Charge up 1 end.
Get your mate to come around to give you hand one day in the shed and ask him to give you a hand to move stuff around, make sure the transformer is disconnected and ask him if he could more it for ya.
When he touches said disconnected wire he finds out about power storage.

Are you retarded or just plain stupid?
Firstly, you are thinking of a capacitor.
And second, a charged capacitor like that can kill someone.

[grusomhat]

Sounds like you lost the first round of Roshambo
lol Sux2bu



Are you retarded or just plain stupid?
Firstly, you are thinking of a capacitor.
And second, a charged capacitor like that can kill someone.

Lol at transformer. And indeed, a tv capacitor will most certainly have grave results.

[avgas]

Are you retarded or just plain stupid?
Firstly, you are thinking of a capacitor.
And second, a charged capacitor like that can kill someone.

Cap is essentially the same - the prob with caps is discharge rate (and killing people), trannys are a bit softer that way (bit more loss too).
Retarded - all electrical engineers are

[avgas]

Lol at transformer. And indeed, a tv capacitor will most certainly have grave results.

Yeah if your using a cap - I would recommend one of those ones for the flash in a disposable camera, but more "burn-than-bite"

[{.bLanK}G_o_D]

Cap is essentially the same

Excuse me?
You couldn't be more wrong.

Transformer=A transformer is a device that transfers electrical energy from one circuit to another through inductively coupled conductors.
Capacitor=A capacitor is a passive electronic component consisting of a pair of conductors separated by a dielectric.

[grusomhat]

Yeah if your using a cap - I would recommend one of those ones for the flash in a disposable camera, but more "burn-than-bite"

Make good tasers

Transformers don't store energy though, in fact IIRC they use transformers as a protection against electric shocks. Like the plugs in bathrooms. Isolation transformer thing-ma-bobs.