How many Kiwi Bikers are members of political parties?

**mossy1200** · 27th October 2009, 21:13

Im thinking of starting my own.Its Mossy Motorcycle Party.I would abolish ACC levy on bikes and tax rugby players.Thats all ive got but it could be good for a few votes.

**Ixion** · 27th October 2009, 21:24

Hitcher, (or any knowledgeable random), how does a hypothetical person start a politcal party. How much does it cost. Does it hurt. Do you need a midwife?

And, most importantly, is it legitimate to say that members of said politcal party amy also be , at the same time, members of any other politcal aprty if they wish.

I gots an idea.

**James Deuce** · 27th October 2009, 21:28

$500 and a form.

**Ixion** · 27th October 2009, 21:33

Wot form? Where? Why $500 ? Who does a hypothetical person bribe? Is there any of that stupid crap like being of good character or stuff. There allways seems to be something like that which buggers things up.

**James Deuce** · 27th October 2009, 21:34

http://www.elections.org.nz/record/r...l-parties.html

**mossy1200** · 27th October 2009, 21:39

Originally Posted by Ixion

Wot form? Where? Why $500 ? Who does a hypothetical person bribe? Is there any of that stupid crap like being of good character or stuff. There allways seems to be something like that which buggers things up.

You cant be of good character or you wont fit in.
Qualifications are.

You must be able to sleep through noise.
You must be able to keep straight face while lying.
Denial is your friend.
Any juicy info needs to be kept for damage control at later date.

**Ixion** · 27th October 2009, 21:40

Where's it say 500 bucks? Says you gotta have 500 members. We got more than that here . (My member should count for at least two)

**mossy1200** · 27th October 2009, 21:42

Originally Posted by Ixion

Where's it say 500 bucks? Says you gotta have 500 members. We got more than that here . (My member should count for at least two)

I second that and your nomination is now forwarded for KB vote.

**James Deuce** · 27th October 2009, 21:43

Originally Posted by Ixion

Where's it say 500 bucks? Says you gotta have 500 members. We got more than that here . (My member should count for at least two)

My mistake there used to be a registration fee.

Full rules.
http://www.elections.org.nz/rules/pa...ter-party.html

I can haz cheezburga now?

**Papa Bear** · 27th October 2009, 21:46

Originally Posted by Ixion

Hitcher, (or any knowledgeable random), how does a hypothetical person start a politcal party. How much does it cost. Does it hurt. Do you need a midwife?

And, most importantly, is it legitimate to say that members of said politcal party amy also be , at the same time, members of any other politcal aprty if they wish.

I gots an idea.

IXION FOR PRIME MINISTER

Ya got my vote

**Ixion** · 27th October 2009, 21:46

No. No cheezburga. I'm on a roill.

Would Larry the Lobster classify as a member? Do member's have to be human?

I got one of my idea's coming on. The last time this happened they had to call in the Auditors of Reality to sort it out.

**Ixion** · 27th October 2009, 21:47

And I'm fuckin' serious. if these politcal barstools cna mess with us, we can mess with them .

They're doing it in NSW ! We can too!

**quickbuck** · 27th October 2009, 21:49

Originally Posted by mossy1200

Im thinking of starting my own.Its Mossy Motorcycle Party.I would abolish ACC levy on bikes and tax rugby players.Thats all ive got but it could be good for a few votes.

Well, a few more than many parties..... Could be a little dangerous with 2011 being World Cup year as well.....

Guess that is the first lesson in "Can't please 'em all".