Halloween

**Maha** · 30th October 2009, 16:26

Originally Posted by Insanity_rules

Yikes Maha, did you lose a marital mate?

If the real story behind that was told, it would be in Jokes and Humour.....

**Pussy** · 30th October 2009, 16:44

How old is too old to go trick or treating?

I was wondering if I should go out door knocking for pies and lager

**Str8 Jacket** · 30th October 2009, 16:47

Originally Posted by scracha

FUCK OFF

**jonbuoy** · 30th October 2009, 18:00

Meh - I prefer Halloween to christmas and new year put together.

**SARGE** · 30th October 2009, 18:06

Originally Posted by scracha

For those out guising (Trick or Treaters if you must use ghastly Americanisms), FUCK OFF.

The treat will be getting out the gate alive.
The trick will be the foot up yer arse and the German Shepherd chasing you

Fuckin beggars. There's a recessoin on y'know.

Bah humbug...oh wait...that's another two months away.

i have a roll of American CRIME SCENE tape that i ' found ' one evening .. i just tape the driveway up, mark some chalk outlines on the driveway and wait patiently behind a bush with a chainsaw

i only get 2 or 3 ....

Originally Posted by Pussy

How old is too old to go trick or treating?

I was wondering if I should go out door knocking for pies and lager

we used to go 'trick or drinking' .. follow the kids around with a shotglass and a handle .. o... only need to hit about a dozen houses ...

**Genie** · 30th October 2009, 18:17

Originally Posted by Headbanger

Thats why every house should be fitted with a big set of Fuck Off gates.

I have vicious doberman to deal with the horrors. Think it's all a load of shit. don't get my children into it at all....poor deprived darlings. They'll be damaged because they don't get to go ask strangers for lollies!!!!!

**oldrider** · 30th October 2009, 19:00

Originally Posted by Pussy

How old is too old to go trick or treating?

I was wondering if I should go out door knocking for pies and lager

I was thinking of doing it to help pay for next years registration!

**PrincessBandit** · 30th October 2009, 20:45

I don't usually go for Halloween stuff, but instead of being a complete meanie I baked cookies in case we get any littlies at the door.

**ready4whatever** · 30th October 2009, 20:53

What isnt americanized. you've got your halloween, your 21sts. your bloods and crips

the 21st is a biggy here. halloween just never got off the ground

**Laava** · 30th October 2009, 20:57

Give them lemons!

**flyingcr250** · 30th October 2009, 21:01

you think the tick or treaters will like my costume??

**scracha** · 30th October 2009, 21:05

Originally Posted by Virago

May as well just regurgitate my annual response:

Fark of mate. I'd happily give the 'wee angels' sweeties and suchlike if they so much as acknowledged 'miserly old fuckers' like me on any of the other 364 days of the year. Oh, sorry, 362 days. Only other days they've arrived was to ask for $10 to mow my lawn or a few bucks for some cadbury chocolate (scouts or guides ?).

Community spirit works both ways you know. I remember helping neighours as a kid...asking the pensioner next door if she wanted anything from the shop, etc. Don't see any of them picking up litter, occasionally putting neighbours recycling bin back, responding to a 'hello' or any useful shit like that.

Fucked me off this morning when the telly presenter is telling ME to make sure my dog was restrained. They don't like my dog jumping up on them, then don't open the gate and come in

Perhaps I should arrive at your house with some Mars bars, demand $5 towards my annual motorcycle jambouree and then moan and perhaps call the polis cause your kids scared me when I entered your garden ?

**Laava** · 30th October 2009, 21:05

Watch out for this guy if I was you!

**cs363** · 30th October 2009, 21:12

Originally Posted by Insanity_rules

Heres the answer, answer the door naked. Do that a few times and poof no trick or treaters. Worked fabulous with the mormons.

Umm....I see a flaw in your plan....

I've got a long, dark driveway....think I'll just turn off all the lights and lay some gin traps.
Probably end up catching some big hairy git with a name like Cat, trying to steal my pies and lager......