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    Crossword books rock.

    As a bloke who for years has quite happily accumulated a few old bikes and spent heaps on a slighty less aged one (more than the f#rkin things worth) theres always been one constant pain in the arse stopping me reaching bike nirvana.....yep, her.Went out fishing this morning and to both myself and Macs(Border collie) disgust "her" decided to tag alongFor me all i could think of was the constant yapping that goes with "hers" for Mac it meant demotion to the back of the ute,disgraceful.Prone to crosswords i stopped at the shop on the way to the beach and bought a crossword book.....yep a whole book dedicated to such lamenessIt worked,not a peep out of her the whole morning.Realizing a good thing when i dont hear it i had a look on Ebay and came across a few Z650 parts,glancing to my right i see the crossword queen engrossed in yet another page of lameness so went with it"can i buy these as a package and get em sent over?" "uh-huh" was the reply so just to confirm i asked"so with post thats about $600 our money" "uh-huh" was the reply not even raising her head from the book of lameness.Think i might get her a subscription to crossword weekly.
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    That's mint ... and has me thinking
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    Quote Originally Posted by sil3ntwar View Post
    Sudoku should have a similar effect!
    Sounds like some kind of Asian sexual technique
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    haha... too funny.

    Reminds me of the Big Wednesday ad when the guy on the boat guns it and can't hear her yapping.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mowgli View Post
    That's mint ... and has me thinking
    Only drawback is i will have to get to the mailbox first when its Visa bill time.Small price to pay.
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    Was it the perverted sort where the clues make no sense whatsoever?
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    Quote Originally Posted by 98tls View Post
    Only drawback is i will have to get to the mailbox first when its Visa bill time.Small price to pay.
    Nah, just get a subscription to a crossword book if you can. That could keep 'her' occupied for ages man.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ixion View Post
    Was it the perverted sort where the clues make no sense whatsoever?
    No idea mate,to be honest dont want to know.Long as it keeps her head down and busyshit theres a thoughtthen all is good,theres some credit left on the Visa and i havent had a look for XS750 Triple parts yet.
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    Quote Originally Posted by GOONR View Post
    Nah, just get a subscription to a crossword book if you can. That could keep 'her' occupied for ages man.
    What are you mate a Parrot?Re read the first post.
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    to blardy funny Mike .. and you be mistaken if she still is not aware of what your up too
    Have to Karma ... Justice catches up eventually !!

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    Quote Originally Posted by chanceyy View Post
    to blardy funny Mike .. and you be mistaken if she still is not aware of what your up too
    ... or perhaps letting you get your way so you'll have no leg to stand on when she swaps the family silver for a pretty new pair of shoes
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    Quote Originally Posted by mowgli View Post
    ... or perhaps letting you get your way so you'll have no leg to stand on when she swaps the family silver for a pretty new pair of shoes
    sounds like you speaking fr experience there Rob
    Have to Karma ... Justice catches up eventually !!

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    Quote Originally Posted by mowgli View Post
    ... or perhaps letting you get your way so you'll have no leg to stand on when she swaps the family silver for a pretty new pair of shoes
    To late,sold it to fund bike bits.
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    Quote Originally Posted by chanceyy View Post
    sounds like you speaking fr experience there Rob
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