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    Quote Originally Posted by Trudes View Post
    What do you need to go out for dirty ho for when you have ....... Um, ok.......
    What do you need to go out for booby gazing for when you got boobies at home? Ya boob!
    Yip, I totally agree!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Forest View Post
    I don't really get a thrill from strippers - when they take their clothes off, all the mystery is gone.

    Whereas a well-dressed woman provides fuel for the imagination.
    Yep my thoughts too.

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    Bloody strippers caused the end of our annual work do's!

    They undressed my boss (drunk) and covered him in shaving foam. Nothing dodgy happened, but he arrived home half dressed, paralytic, shaving foam in his ears and pockets stuffed with whore house discount vouchers!

    Needless to say, that was the end of our annual work do's.

    Bloody strippers!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Trudes View Post
    I have no probs with strip joints and the strippers there, they normally do their routine take their clothes off, wriggle about a bit, and unless you pay them more, that's it. .................................................. ......
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    I will be home late tonight
    Quote Originally Posted by Trudes View Post
    What do you need to go out for dirty ho for when you have ....... Um, ok.......
    What do you need to go out for booby gazing for when you got boobies at home? Ya boob!
    Quote Originally Posted by The Stranger View Post
    I think there's a lot of bullshit going around here. ...........

    I see your point The Stranger.

    Even those women that profess to be 'fine' with strippers seem to be hardwired into ignoring logic and succumbing to emotional dissonance. The emotional duality expressed by Trudes has been echoed by Mrs Sixpack. Eager to appease their men and appear modern and free thinking tacit acceptance is expressed when the stripper subject comes up. But like you The Stranger [and after some thought], I call bullshit; most chicks hold a quiet disdain for strippers and are completely incapable of divorcing emotion from the cognitive thinking process.

    Bitches should be locked in the kitchen, and have their driving licences removed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Forest View Post
    I don't really get a thrill from strippers - when they take their clothes off, all the mystery is gone.

    Whereas a well-dressed woman provides fuel for the imagination.
    I agree with this also. Nothing like the tease of a well dressed woman, and teasingly undressing the said well dressed woman.



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    Quote Originally Posted by SixPackBack View Post
    [FONT=Comic Sans MS]I see your point Bitches should be locked in the kitchen, and have their driving licences removed.
    And you expect to live after a comment like that............. Lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Foxzee View Post
    And you expect to live after a comment like that............. Lol
    Uhhu, furthermore $10 sez I get jiggy tonight

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mully View Post
    Miss Mully is fine with it

    To me, it's like going to a restaurant where you can't eat the food.
    a seafood restaurant??

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    Quote Originally Posted by jimjim View Post
    a seafood restaurant??
    Clever.

    A double entendre with reference to sight and smell

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    Quote Originally Posted by SixPackBack View Post
    Uhhu, furthermore $10 sez I get jiggy tonight
    Yeah, but chucking your hand in bed and jumping in and raping it doesn't count!
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    Quote Originally Posted by SixPackBack View Post
    Uhhu, furthermore $10 sez I get jiggy tonight
    She's either really placid or doesn't read KB...lol..

    If my other half said that to me there would be nothing for a month and he'd be eating of the door step for 2!!!!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Foxzee View Post
    She's either really placid or doesn't read KB...lol..

    If my other half said that to me there would be nothing for a month and he'd be eating of the door step for 2!!!!!!!!!
    With-holding hurts her more than me.

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    My experiences on the subject...

    WARNING - GRAPHIC

    Went to Mermaids with my boyfriend few years ago, trying to be the cool open-minded girlfriend. We both found it pretty sad. There were two 70 year old men standing infront of the Mermaid tanks and one was tossing himself through his trouser pocket Was sitting at a table having a beer with my man and suddenly this naked chick comes up to me and rubs her groin across my knee. Was pretty gross. So I went to the bathroom and tried to wash it off. She obviously assumed I was gay/bi and was trying to get a tip, but I couldnt tell her to P.O coz I didn't want to hurt her feelings

    Saw a strip show in upper hutt which was more like a live sex show, this blonde chick was using a candle on herself and then she dragged this guy up from the audience and dripped melted icecubes from her into his mouth. I got my boyfriend a lapdance with an FHM pinup chick! W00t
    Twisting and turning your feelings are burning you're raping a squirrrrrelllll..............

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    Quote Originally Posted by SixPackBack View Post
    I see your point The Stranger.

    Even those women that profess to be 'fine' with strippers seem to be hardwired into ignoring logic and succumbing to emotional dissonance. The emotional duality expressed by Trudes has been echoed by Mrs Sixpack. Eager to appease their men and appear modern and free thinking tacit acceptance is expressed when the stripper subject comes up. But like you The Stranger [and after some thought], I call bullshit; most chicks hold a quiet disdain for strippers and are completely incapable of divorcing emotion from the cognitive thinking process.

    Bitches should be locked in the kitchen, and have their driving licences removed.
    I don't mind the looking, it's the paying to do so when he has a perfectly good set of boobies at home to look at, but even then it doesn't worry me too much, it's the more than just looking that I have issues with. I don't begrudge the net porn gazing either, that's what it's there for!

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    Just a small question (not trying to raid/ destroy your thread 6PB)
    You know those small ads on Classified area of daily papers, there are lots of phone numbers and little details about "escort" and "massages". Are they real or just a scam?

    Honest, I'm a clean man. I'm just curious...






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