What has happened to people's sense of humour?

[Cheshire Cat]

Only by fiddling with your genes. You'd miss the fiddling with your ... jeans

Yes and with no "fiddling with the jeans" it would be boring

[MSTRS:Me]

But you'll never make boys...

[Laxi]

shit can we breed without them.....??????

sweet then we can all fark off to the pub

[steel001]

shit can we breed without them.....??????

You could, but it would take all the fun out of it

[Cheshire Cat]

But you'll never make boys...

AH HA!!

We wouldn't need them tho.

[AllanB]

Try googling piss take in the kitchen then

That's an old Green Party trick - piss in the washing-up water to make it bubble and save the environment by not using detergent.

[Cheshire Cat]

shit can we breed without them.....??????

We can indeed. There is a lot more that "they" don't tell us too.

[steel001]

We can indeed. There is a lot more that "they" don't tell us too.

We tell ya , it's just ya never fucken listen!

[Sidewinder]

So I just got a PM from a newbie outraged that I dare take the pissout of myself or even women to be exact! Im not sure when *she* joined but I have been here for over 4 years.

Now I may be a little weird looking but I take offence at her sending me such a nasty PM. My boyfriend lufs me!

Is it just me or are more and more females joining and being way to oversensitive about things these days?!?!?!

have a cry hels! but realy in the end of the day who cares. do what i do and just say fuck off!

[Cheshire Cat]

We tell ya , it's just ya never fucken listen!

You are the sort of person people should laugh at.

[Maha]

have a cry hels! but realy in the end of the day who cares. do what i do and just say fuck off!

Ahhhhhhhhhh you are single aintcha?

[Sidewinder]

You are the sort of person people should laugh at.

dont leave me out!

[Laxi]

do what i do and just say fuck off!

thought you was gonna say "suck c...."

[PrincessBandit]

Their PCs? Their PCs? What's with the their bit ? Y'mean their *master's* PC, right. Alla sama alonga the TV remote.

And what are linked to the masters? Slaves......yes, oh master....

Geez str8...I am now caught up and all I can say is some people really do take things too seriously...what gets on my tits about this is the 'I don't get the joke, agree with you (whatever) therefore YOU are wrong and bad and should be schooled or just made to feel bad by ME'. Reminds me of someone else who seemed to think it their right and role to vet KBers opinions and posts
PHEW! So you approve or your faith has been restored or something...whatever but thank goodness BTW Stay on here long enough and you will (probably) become less sensitive and righteous...I did ;I do likes you
Nothing wrong with that sunshine + it keeps it out of all the sensitive KB boys faces...although....would you prefer we put up R&R threads instead?

Grrrr, I just went cross eyed reading that, just like Austin Powers trying to get his head around the present Austin seeing the past Austin in the future...



Holding Out For a Hero - one of my all time favs!!
p.s. I daren't include the embedded clip or I might get my second ever infraction.....

Something in this south auckland water I reckon mate

Ah, that explains what's wrong wiv all of us down here.

Kiwirach83, I'm not sure where you've been looking if you are only finding a shit world of blokes, but I can assure you there are many nice guys around here.

Yep, can vouch for the fact that there are some absolutely lovely men around here. And I'm pretty sure they're not gay either.

I'm stuck in the friggen kitchen doing dishes!!!!

Oooh, please please please come and do mine...I do begging really well....

Ha ha...been a while since 'sand in vagina' and 'golden shower' were mentioned in a single thread...what other words can we throw in?

You bet. Cake and beer.

[Sidewinder]

thought you was gonna say "suck c...."

no my manly friend ill leave that for you! hey was waiting for one of you guys to tell me i have to come down for the new years party in the park aswell