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Nah its just averaging. You want to concentrate on his heart......he wants you to concentrate on his penis........you compromise and meet halfwayOriginally Posted by
'They' say the way to a man's heart is through the stomach (odd place for a heart don't you think? Perhaps heart is an euphemism for penis?)
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Belly button sex?
No body move... I dropped my brain
Come warm yourself by the fire
I would have to clean the floor then.....and possibly buy new platesMaybe you should both go into the kitchen............ push the dishes aside..... and "wham bam" who knows what could happen ..........
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They have drugs to make him bigger you knowBelly button sex?
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214 replies in 2 days. Far out Hels !!
What happended to your sig - you've removed the quote ?
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Blowin up bikes since ages ago
I was infracted (giggidy giggidy) for ignoring forum Nettiquite (like WTF?!?) anyway I *had* to remove it.
Its OK, I am not sensitive about these things!
BTW - That was my first ever infraction (bar one warning!) so I guess I should be honoured!!
"Some people are like clouds, once they fuck off, it's a great day!"
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Do we get a hint of what it said ?I was infracted (giggidy giggidy) for ignoring forum Nettiquite (like WTF?!?) anyway I *had* to remove it.
Its OK, I am not sensitive about these things!
BTW - That was my first ever infraction (bar one warning!) so I guess I should be honoured!!
First infraction??!!! - fuck - I had more infractions than bling/
Blowin up bikes since ages ago
Basically she claimed that I was a man pretending to be a woman and that I was not funny but f*cked up for taking the piss out of myself and other woman...
"Some people are like clouds, once they fuck off, it's a great day!"
Weekend cruiser
oooo, that makes so much sense! See, we need men to show us the right way.
Blowin up bikes since ages ago
Dont forget we need them to tell us; what to wear, how to wear it, what to cook, when to cook, if we look fat, if we look ugly but mostly I think we need them just to take the piss out of them....
"Some people are like clouds, once they fuck off, it's a great day!"
Forum whore
On that note, could you ask Malc to stop dressing you so funny?
If a man is alone in the woods and there isn't a woke Hollywood around to call him racist, is he still white?
Forum whore
Yeah that suit you wore to the BIKEOI is just so not you (no wonder she thought ya was a bloke all dressed up business like and such)
Just ride.
The instructions are simple...
Common mistake. There is more to that quote.
Apparently the rest goes...with a knife long enough to reach.
Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
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I skipped reading this entire thread and went straight to this post.Basically she claimed that I was a man pretending to be a woman and that I was not funny but f*cked up for taking the piss out of myself and other woman...
One of the funniest things I have read here for a while
Hardcore Biker
I posted this in jokes and humour but seems to belong here better...
Lady goes to corner store every morning for two years and buys loaf bread, the paper, pint of milk and two dog rolls.
Shop keeper says 'Madam you must have a very large dog". Ladys says, "oh no, thats for my husband, he loves it"
"but madam, you can't gve your husband dog roll, he will get sick, he will die", says the shop keeper. " nonsense, hes been eating it for years" she says and leaves.
Two weeks go by with no sign of the lady. Then in she comes for loaf bread, morning paper and milk. "What no dog roll today madam?" asks the shopkeeper. "no' " says the lady, "My husband died"
"See I told you that dog roll was going to make him sick", says the shop keeper.
"oh no nothing like that at all", says the lady. 'He was sitting in the driveway licking his dick and I backed over him with the car"
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