How do I ask a girl out?

[EJK]

...Oh and most of all, tell us what happened in the end yo.

This thread is gonna be great!

[Leyton]

After having sex for the first time, tell her you love her.

^-- Unless it is the first date :P

[Big Dan]

...Oh and most of all, tell us what happened in the end yo.

This thread is gonna be great!

Set up a web cam and send us the link - ya know american pie styles


just don't blow ya load too early

[PrincessBandit]

Give her the big puppy-dog eyes and tell her you need a good home and kind owner....

[Trudes]

Sing this to her

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DeWAdzFmI10&sns=em

[T.W.R]

Whip it out halfway through the movie.


At least you'll know.

Ask her if she wants a dicken's cider

[Reido]

I'm thinking I should just show her this thread

[Hiflyer]

Make sure you don't already have a GF and it'll be sweeeet :P

[Reido]

Make sure you don't already have a GF and it'll be sweeeet :P

ummm.... check!

[Big Dave]

Whip it out halfway through the movie.


At least you'll know.

1975 - Red Symonds:

[Laxi]

tell her you love her.

NOOOOOO! DON'T DO IT!!!

[R6_kid:Me]

Sing this to her

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DeWAdzFmI10&sns=em

or this:

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[Crasherfromwayback]

Tell her you'd like to do white wees up her front bum

[Tank]

So how do I ask her to be my girlfriend?

I think the whole "will you be my girlfriend?" thing stops at age 13.

First thing you need to know before you do anything is "Do I want to spend the rest of my life with this woman - is she the 'one' - do I want to marry her"?

If the answer is "No" - then you are looking for someone completley different. In short - if she isnt the one you want to marry - you want the dirtiest, horniest, free minded chick that you can get your hands on. Someone that will do things that would land you in jail in most countries. A girl that has no limits on what she is willing to do for a good time.

A girl that after a few beers will make out with hir girlfriends in front of you - simply for your viewing pleasure.

So assuming this isnt the girl you want to marry - when you sit down on the sofa - whip out the 'ol fella and see what happens.

If you think she is the one you want to marry - well then do the same and just hope she's not like that with another dozen guys.

[scissorhands]

Be yourself, be as relaxed and funny as possible without seeming like a try hard, have a beer-only one, not too much!

On the sofa, get close, touch her arm or leg or so to test the water and see if she moves away, or not.... I usually try to place a hand somewhere innocent (usually a forearm)so we can be 'connected' and see how the energy flows between you both.

Her name isnt Ivanka by chance?