How do I ask a girl out?

**jeffs** · 21st December 2009, 20:26

Even If I've never owned a suzuki ? See y then

**SMOKEU** · 21st December 2009, 20:27

Get her pissed then ask her if you can lick her fanny.

**jeffs** · 21st December 2009, 20:32

I've heard girls like foreplay, try starting with a "hello and a smile ", and if shes french, then move onto running your fingers lightly through her arm pit hair

**Naki Rat** · 21st December 2009, 20:39

Originally Posted by oldrider

If your mind is fuzzed up with the above, go and have a look at her mom, if you don't like the look of her, hit the road Jack!

Best bit of advice in the thread IMO.

**Dean** · 21st December 2009, 20:39

Get a Tan mate then learn a bit of Maori, train a bit at the gym then impersonate my Identical step brother Hosea Gear the guy with his shirt off in this video XD lol. Women love the Maori men XD

**wbks** · 21st December 2009, 20:41

Originally Posted by Dean

Get a Tan mate then learn a bit of Maori, train a bit at the gym then impersonate my Identical step brother Hosea Gear the guy with his shirt off in this video XD lol. Women love the Maori men XD

what the fuck is it with you about guys taking their shirts off?

**Cr1MiNaL** · 21st December 2009, 20:41

Originally Posted by P38

Cr1MiNaL

Red Rep is a dead give away mate!

Musta been close to the mark aye

I red reped you because I think your a wanker! And your right I'm a virgin. I never get any.

**P38** · 21st December 2009, 20:43

Originally Posted by Cr1MiNaL

I red reped you because I think your a wanker! And your right I'm a virgin. I never get any.

Hahahahaha

Fair enough!

**Dean** · 21st December 2009, 20:48

Originally Posted by wbks

what the fuck is it with you about guys taking their shirts off?

Its a warrior thing, you got to have the heart of a lion and the ferociousness of a great white shark

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**firefighter** · 21st December 2009, 20:50

Originally Posted by Reido

Oki so she just left,
and its now labled a relationship

She cant stay cause she has work early tomorrow =[

I showed her this thread after said labling was done and we had a bit of a laugh at the replies, thanks KB

So, what line did you use?

Sit on my face and i'll guess ya weight?

**jeffs** · 21st December 2009, 20:51

Originally Posted by Dean

Its a warrior thing, you got to have the heart of a lion and the ferociousness of a great white shark

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And the agility of a parrot, nicking window screen wiper blades in the snow

**telliman** · 21st December 2009, 20:51

build a cage under your house, be sure to sound proof it so no neighbours can here her screams for help, when she comes over drug her,slip a little goody in her drink or something, once she's out cold and you've had your merry way, drag her down to the dungeon (i mean cage) and mission accomplished,
would save alot of drama and perhaps a potentially an awkward moment. let us know how you get on!!!

**jeffs** · 21st December 2009, 20:53

Originally Posted by telliman

build a cage under your house, be sure to sound proof it so no neighbours can here her screams for help, when she comes over drug her,slip a little goody in her drink or something, once she's out cold and you've had your merry way, drag her down to the dungeon (i mean cage) and mission accomplished,
would save alot of drama and perhaps a potentially an awkward moment. let us know how you get on!!!

I'm not letting you go out with my sister again.

**wbks** · 21st December 2009, 20:55

Originally Posted by jeffs

I'm not letting you go out with my sister again.

Originally Posted by telliman

build a cage under your house, be sure to sound proof it so no neighbours can here her screams for help, when she comes over drug her,slip a little goody in her drink or something, once she's out cold and you've had your merry way, drag her down to the dungeon (i mean cage) and mission accomplished,
would save alot of drama and perhaps a potentially an awkward moment. let us know how you get on!!!

=lulz

Originally Posted by Dean

Its a warrior thing, you got to have the heart of a lion and the ferociousness of a great white shark

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lol I wouldn't know, not lucky enough to have that "warrior gene" lol