Harley dickheads

[98tls]

This whole post stinks !

Prolly twigged who i was when i took off and all he saw were the same dreds he'd seen dissapear the week before !!
But this time i was a dirty filthy harley rider who might smash him with a chain if he looked at me !
Fuckin pathetic !

Or possibly hes like myself and way back had mates with dreds,not the "no problem have a seat sir" ones to be aquired at a hairdressers these days but the old fashioned ones,they stink and he simply preferred to keep his nose into the breeze.

[Johnny Fartpants]

Want me ta bash him 4 ya pretty lady ? I own a trumpy so there's an excuse !

Haha ok so that wont happen but i could look at him menacingly for ya !

Jesus H Christ, you had a feeling ? Was it all warm and squishy ?

So ya go past at pathetic 5 or 10k faster, looking in the opposite direction to them and wonder why ya get a bird flipped at ya !
Homo on a honda trailing more brown stuff than a stock truck !


So after ya got the bird ya flew past at 160k ? Not really an option ?


This whole post stinks !


You my friend have the inferiority complex, you were probably monstered by a lawyer, an accountant and his son !

Doing 160 past someone with attitude and pulling away would not have saved you, you were on a fucking highway dickhead and you slow for a traffic buildup, someone with attitude would have reeled you in and spat at you when they pulled up beside you !

These guys obviously saw you for who you are and prolly reacted accordingly because you were too scared to look at them and see them wave !


I aint stopped on kb long enough to read a whole thread like this for ages !
I'm back !!!!!!


Funny thing happened the other day, rocked up to a set of lights (filtered in and parked next to an advent bike rider) Well, i had done exactly the same thing to the exact same rider a few days earlier on my speed triple and it was smile and nod, hows ya day, brilliant weather, whoop were off !
This time i pulled up, same leathers helmet etc but with a twist, i was on a very loud and obnoxious looking harley (new toy) sat there looking at this guy for a few seconds while he stared straight ahead, then leaned over (was only a foot away from him) and said mornin !
Didn't flinch at all, looked straight ahead and squeeked out a hello !
Prolly twigged who i was when i took off and all he saw were the same dreds he'd seen dissapear the week before !!
But this time i was a dirty filthy harley rider who might smash him with a chain if he looked at me !
Fuckin pathetic !

I see you like using exclamation marks. Keep it up, it makes your comments so much more effective.

[sinfull]

YOU squeeked?

Only when i brake. And the front caliper rattles like ya wouldnt believe, there aint no riding around town neither, that EV7 has it goin Po tae tae po toe tae tae toe instead of the usual po tae toe po tae toe po tae toe in any gear.
Aww i found muscles i'd forgotten i had on the ride into a headwind to wangas the other day too !

Best part is i'm only doing 120 and loving every god damn kilometer
The rides are longer (due to the lower speeds) and i don't know why i waited till now to get one.

Don't expect me to wave either you sportbike riding twats grrrrrrrr



Cause the minute i take my hand off the bars you can garantee i'll hit a pothole and the bike will react viciously lol


Your on to it 98 lol, but how do you know i didn't have these manufactured, instead of letting the grease and dirt do it the hard way ?

Is that better fartpants ? Ironic aint it, that you should call yourself that ?
So you are the punctuation genius of KB now ? I like exclamation marks, it makes things real, dickhead !

[98tls]

Your on to it 98 lol, but how do you know i didn't have these manufactured, instead of letting the grease and dirt do it the hard way ?

Wouldnt of had a clue myself mate,sharing a bar stool with my filthy Harley riding best mates Mrs,shes a hairdresser and said "reply with this"

[MadDuck]

Wouldnt of had a clue myself mate,sharing a bar stool with my filthy Harley riding best mates Mrs,shes a hairdresser and said "reply with this"

Hairdresser! WFT...

I will go one better. I am sure he will kick my butt. Mr Spankme kind of likes my Harley. So sprotbikers ... ummm ...

[sinfull]

Wouldnt of had a clue myself mate,sharing a bar stool with my filthy Harley riding best mates Mrs,shes a hairdresser and said "reply with this"

Has she got a hot single sister ? If so, tell her to tell her its all good, i'll flill the pillow with rose petals !!!

[98tls]

Has she got a hot single sister ? If so, tell her to tell her its all good, i'll flill the pillow with rose petals !!!

Yea mate she has,no need for rose petals though,just "promise to roll me over in the morning"bitch falls over and cant move.

[98tls]

Hairdresser! WFT...

I will go one better. I am sure he will kick my butt. Mr Spankme kind of likes my Harley. So sprotbikers ... ummm ...

Shes good at untangling tassles.

[sinfull]

Yea mate she has,no need for rose petals though,just "promise to roll me over in the morning"bitch falls over and cant move.

How Hot ? One can make exceptions for the odd roll over and it saves chewing arms off, but i aint hanging around with a familly of hairdressers for too long ! Only so long i can sleep with one eye open, hate to wake up with the timotae frizz.

[scumdog]

Shes good at untangling tassles.

Hmm, I could find her handy at times - is she going to the Woodstock?

[boomer]

Some would. Though Yorkshire stole the emblem late in the day, it was originally the badge of the Duke of York. And later the 51st Foot, of Minden fame.

But it shed enough blood to dye it redder than the badge of Lancaster


Personally , of course, I harbour a hope that the gentleman used it as a sign that he is one of Us, running early for the 10th of June, White Rose Day . And, if not one of Us, you will not understand that, never mind.

Now, if you had said that not many know what a Tudor Rose is, you might be on safer ground

Being schooled there we all learned about the war of the roses, the meanings of the colour, shape and symbolisms. And that the tudor rose symbolises the coming together of the two roses after Henry Tudor and Henry III Scrapped it out.


Still Ixion, you're only one out of a whole fourm of people who claim to know..... so i was right and your wrong..! ps are you a history freak or u from the Uk?

[fliplid]

Personally , of course, I harbour a hope that the gentleman used it as a sign that he is one of Us, running early for the 10th of June, White Rose Day . And, if not one of Us, you will not understand that, never mind.

Sorry, I'm not as it were, a supporter of the Restitution.

[Indiana_Jones]

Being schooled there we all learned about the war of the roses, the meanings of the colour, shape and symbolisms. And that the tudor rose symbolises the coming together of the two roses after Henry Tudor and Henry III Scrapped it out.


Still Ixion, you're only one out of a whole fourm of people who claim to know..... so i was right and your wrong..! ps are you a history freak or u from the Uk?

Don't forget the reign of Richard IV

-Indy

[StoneY]

Likewise with having a Guzzi...

Must admit since getting my first Ducati the GixxeR has been a little lonely in the empty carport
Got second Ducati, poor ol GixxeR litterally retired...poor thing

Waved at an HD rider yeaterday, recieved a frown
Waved at one today, recieved a big cheerful wave back

I often ride with Sketchy_Snr who has a 1200 sporty and buggered if I can shake him off my tail....that mans a machine I swear!

It aint the bike's, its the dicks who think theyre the modern version of Dennis Hopper and co
"Born to be Wild' Yeah right

TUI please

[Ixion]

Being schooled there we all learned about the war of the roses, the meanings of the colour, shape and symbolisms. And that the tudor rose symbolises the coming together of the two roses after Henry Tudor and Henry III Scrapped it out.


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Henry Tudor and Richard III .(Crookback Dick, y'remember, the Princes in the Tower thing)