Harley dickheads

**cc rider** · 31st December 2009, 00:33

Originally Posted by AD345

*BEEEP*

You have incurred a penalty for "inappropriately giving a coherent reply to a mindless-internet-hardman-twaddle-post"

Please go and sit in the Time Out corner and think like a carrot

...I'd like to say I blame you for the recurrent carrot image in my head, but it may have already been there

**scumdog** · 31st December 2009, 06:58

Originally Posted by Dean

Easy there, they were keeping things legal there's a white sheet at the back that says if caught selling/providing alcohol to a minor they can get fined up to ten grand I think. Whatever you guys say it was a very nice thing and im sure it would of cost a whoppa amount oh and I got to vs some at pool but they bet me everytime.

If I was 12 years old I'd be impressed too!

**fliplid** · 31st December 2009, 07:42

This thread still going??? With all the twaddle being typed, it's definitely heading towards PD...

**McJim** · 1st January 2010, 09:53

Are there really fuckwits out there who think it matters what kind of bike you ride? I make jokes about Jappa Slappers and American ship anchors (Harleys) all the time but I never thought anyone took it seriously. We need to take a step back and get aligned with the rest of the world. Find out someone's religious beliefs and hate them for that instead - this works especially well if your brand of religion states "Don't kill". This means you are allowed to murder anyone whose religious beliefs are at odds with yours.

The above comment is irony - I am attempting to point out how pointless it is to hate someone based on their choice of football team, religion, car or bike....this last comment was brought to you by "asistance for the hard of thinking"

**Kickaha** · 1st January 2010, 09:54

Originally Posted by McJim

Are there really fuckwits out there who think it matters what kind of bike you ride? I make jokes about Jappa Slappers and American ship anchors (Harleys)

You forgot the Italian rubber band rubbish

**McJim** · 1st January 2010, 10:00

Originally Posted by Kickaha

You forgot the Italian rubber band rubbish

You bevel drive Juan Kerrs are all the same aintcha!

**Conquiztador** · 1st January 2010, 10:20

Yesterday I rode from Tauranga to Napier. Needed to be home at 10am as my ex was bringing my boys home. I had got a later than planned start from Tauranga at approx just after 7am, so I did not have much time.

In Rotorua I filled up and had a drink and was to leave the BP station when a chap on a late model HD Custom comes up to me (I am on my old K100) and asks where I am going. I tell him HB. He says "So am I!" and I can hear the enthusiasm as he was thinking "cool, someone to ride with". I told him I needed to be home by 10am (It was now close to 8am), so he said: "OK safe trip, you be much faster than me anyhow".

Wish I had been able to ride with him. And if you read this, hope the trip was a plesant one. I was home in Te Awanga at 10.02am.

To generalise based on bike type and make is a scary way to look at life. Next thing you will tell us that people already do this based on skin colour... Nah, nobody would do that. Would they???

**avgas** · 12th January 2010, 06:25

Originally Posted by Johnny Fartpants

1) A large percentage (but of course not all) of Harley riders seem to be total morons.

Never mind Harleys riders. I find a large percentage of motorcycle riders are morons.
This is amplified by the cock suckers who feel they need to wail life's problems on the internet.
And here I was thinking that all people over 40 must be all grown up.
In true "WAAAAAAAAA - ITS NOT FAIR" KB lifestyle. Sit tight, the wet nurse will be around soon to untwist those panties of yours.

**Big Dave** · 12th January 2010, 07:58

Originally Posted by McJim

You bevel drive Juan Kerrs are all the same aintcha!

'I'd rather push a MV than ride a Ducati.'

**scumdog** · 12th January 2010, 15:49

Originally Posted by avgas

Never mind Harleys riders. I find a large percentage of motorcycle riders are morons.
This is amplified by the cock suckers who feel they need to wail life's problems on the internet.
And here I was thinking that all people over 40 must be all grown up.
In true "WAAAAAAAAA - ITS NOT FAIR" KB lifestyle. Sit tight, the wet nurse will be around soon to untwist those panties of yours.

Right on - get into them - next thing they'll be moaning about all those people whinging on KB..sheesh!

**Flip** · 12th January 2010, 17:52

Well I went out for a ride in the weekend and a bunch of riders on high performance sports bikes passed me. They were wearing leathers with patches on the back, I think one said "Spool MCC". They didn't wave and they were riding very fast. They passed me in a very unfriendly manner and I was very intimidated. They didn't even wave and it actually spoilt my whole ride and I was very unhappy.

I called my mother, she said I should grow a pear, so I went shopping and brought myself a tree.

All sports bike riders must be stupid morons anyway they only wear the racing suits so that they can go to science fiction conventions as power rangers. Do they know how stupid they look from behind riding along with their brightly colored asses stuck in the air, I think a couple of them were on Honda's.

Anyway I am going into the garden to see if my tree has grown me a pear.