BRONZ Auckland, is there anybody out there?

**Fatt Max** · 14th March 2010, 22:07

Ok, so I am English and risk being called a classic whinging pommie, but BRONZ Auckland, where are you?

I felt that, after all things considered, it would be worthwhile signing up and being a part of the organisation. I know there are views on this but I'm me so why not.

So, I went onto the website, had a look around and saw the contact details for BRONZ Auckland. I emailed them just to confirm the contact address to send the form...heard nothing...emailed again.....heard nothing....etc etc...

That's cool meethinks, people are busy so I'll take it as read that they are where they say there are, I downloaded the form, filled it in, ordered the badges, paid my hard earned dough and waited......

and waited......

and waited.....

As I said, people are busy and that's cool, so am I, so are we all....

So, I sent an email to the TWO BRONZ addresses on their website, just to ask if they had received my applicatiion form and money........

Heard nothing, so emailed again........

Heard nothing, so emailed again.......

Still nothing, so I tried to contact them through this website........

....and have heard nothing.......

....and nothing........

So, my questioon is...BRONZ, where the bloody hell are you....???

Hey, if you dont like fat people, or English people, or fat English people then thats fine. If the website details are out of date then update them, I'm trying to join but I am fat and English so it looks like the boxes are not getting ticked.....

FFS BRONZ, you bang on about membership and I am trying to join, so either say "OK mate, come on in" or "Fuck off lardarse", either way........

**Big Dave** · 14th March 2010, 22:24

Fak off lard arse - we don't want your sort.

Dunno what is up there - Peggy the Secretary is right on to it.

There is a meeting this week or next - we shall investigate.

**Squiggles** · 14th March 2010, 22:33

Originally Posted by Big Dave

There is a meeting this week or next - we shall investigate.

Originally Posted by From the newsletter/new centerline i just proofread

Next BRONZ meeting Wednesday 17th March, 7.30pm, Danish House, Rockridge Ave, Penrose. Meeting take place once a month, on the third Wednesday of the month. We would love to see some new faces so if you wish to contribute please come along.

Max, i suspect you'll hear via the post (reciept etc).

**Berries** · 14th March 2010, 22:43

Max, you need to go back to the website and go to the FAQ page. All your answers are there.

**Fatt Max** · 14th March 2010, 22:56

Originally Posted by Berries

Max, you need to go back to the website and go to the FAQ page. All your answers are there.

Yep, done that.....

Got as many answers as Maulder gave Scully when she asked the 'Where dio babies come from?" question.

Look, I want to join, but it appears that I am not really welcome but I dont know cos noone has responded.....

Does BRONZ stand for Bikers Rights Organisation of New Zealand....or

Bog Right Off Nasty Zepmophile (old phrase for colonial conquestor, like us English)

Bottom line is, bikers will make teh change and I am a biker and I want to make a change. If BRONZ dont want me, then fecking tell me and I'll go and start the Bikers Against Whatever Organisation....Jeez, alll I want to do is pay in and front up

**jeffs** · 14th March 2010, 23:16

Good on you, I'm sure they want you really. Or at least your money

If what you say is true and no one has answered, try PM'ing Ixion the head man.

**Fatt Max** · 15th March 2010, 05:53

Tried PM'ing Ixion but his mailbox is over its limit. Have emailed Ixion as well. Apprecaite he must be a busy man and that's cool.

Oh well, I'll keep me money and join the local pie making group.....

**Berries** · 15th March 2010, 07:02

Originally Posted by Fatt Max

Yep, done that......

I was taking the piss. There are no questions on the FAQ page, just a single sentence with a grammatical error in it. The homepage refers to an upcoming event on Feb 16th, and it still has a policy paper regarding the LTSA, an entity that ceased existing over four years ago. That's as much as I looked at before giving up. Hardly gives the impression of an up to date professional body, which it should if it wants credibility from those that matter, and 20 bucks from my back pocket.

**Swoop** · 15th March 2010, 07:13

They have recieved your application and have been busy getting quotes from pie makers...

**Fatt Max** · 15th March 2010, 07:31

Ah, yes, waiting for any bakery to quote takes time.....that explains it.....

Still, a bit slack all the same

$20 + another $20 for 2 badges, jezz that buys a lot of pies mate?

**duckonin** · 15th March 2010, 09:15

Keep shouting Peggy will answer, but in her own time...Yell it loud I had the exact same problem as u, go hard 'IS ANY BODY OUT THERE'?

**Ixion** · 15th March 2010, 10:50

Originally Posted by Fatt Max

Tried PM'ing Ixion but his mailbox is over its limit. Have emailed Ixion as well. Apprecaite he must be a busy man and that's cool.

Oh well, I'll keep me money and join the local pie making group.....

No email at les.mason@gmail.com I'll ask Peggy to follow up. She does memberships in batches, and responds by snail mail (yes, I know. I'm working on pushing things inot the 22nd century, so far we've moved on from the 18th to the 20th, it's a start).

**Fatt Max** · 15th March 2010, 10:57

Thanks Les,

Yes, I've emailed you a couple of times on that gmail address mate

Good to hear from you though

Cheers

**red mermaid** · 15th March 2010, 11:08

I find this thread very ironic when you consider the number of posts that a person from BRONZ has made slating the police and accusing them of incompetence.