Attention KB Legal Brain Trust

[Maha]

Cinder Layer, I thought.
I'm fairly confident about Warkworth and SH1 Silverdale.

I thought I was confident about the plate number of this Undo motorcycle, but it doesn't show up in carjam.

The time was 14 microseconds. And the TSL number, whatever that is, is positive.

The first offence was for your Ends Rising (wheelie/stoppie, presumably) with a power of 1 watt, in the morning.

The other 2 were $1 each for a slash - like that North Shore mayor?

HTH :-)

Richard

Richard mate, I am out of bling for today, I will be back tomorrow, thats too funny!....

[Smifffy]

Name Mdux Jmb, address 63 pong St,, XmknnAn, Occupation Emlu Lnya, Vehicle make Unda, Road/Street S.N @, Locality SIIudm5,
Offence 1 Enos Dj0 (1W) Arsnz C 119 Speed Limit Cw
is about the best I can do.

So the offence is that his riding was arse and the copper needed enos for indigestion?

[rastuscat]

Loving this thread..............

[Maha]

Buggered if i know. All i can tell was that it was issued to a mature person. lol

1962 does not make the receiver of this ticket mature...

[rastuscat]

1962 does not make the receiver of this ticket mature...

Nope. Growing old is compulsory, growing up is optional.

[Smifffy]

Given that the rider was present at the time of issue, he/she knows where, when and why it was issued.

Clearly it was written by someone with shocking writing, but that makes no difference to the fact of why it was written.

Some poor non-sworn member at the Police Infringement Bureau (PIB) has to read these things. Honestly, the officers supervisor needs to put him on a remedial writing course. If it were one of my staff, I would.

Cringe.

How would you even know which Officer?

Strange how the speed and the fine and the other numerals are crystal clear, but they can't be bothered with the number plate or their officer number.

Most likely in a hurry to ring up the sale and move on to the next one

KA-CHING!!!

[The Everlasting]

Can't make out much of it,as someone else said,send it back as not readable.

[rastuscat]

Don't forget that 2 things are at issue here.

The fact that the ticket writer uses hieroglyphics is not related to the offence in question. The courts will deal only with the offence, not the hieroglyphics.

Refer the matter for Julius Caesar to clarify the hieroglyphics issue, and the courts to sort the guilty/not guilt issue.

[Mom]

Name Mdux Jmb, address 63 pong St,, XmknnAn, Occupation Emlu Lnya, Vehicle make Unda, Road/Street S.N @, Locality SIIudm5,
Offence 1 Enos Dj0 (1W) Arsnz C 119 Speed Limit Cw
is about the best I can do.

Now, that is an immpressive effort - I personally had problems deciphering the the speed limit that applied to the road the infrigment notice was issued on myself, I was not certain how fast Cw was. The road code offered no help.

Cinder Layer, I thought.
I'm fairly confident about Warkworth and SH1 Silverdale.

I thought I was confident about the plate number of this Undo motorcycle, but it doesn't show up in carjam.

The time was 14 microseconds. And the TSL number, whatever that is, is positive.

The first offence was for your Ends Rising (wheelie/stoppie, presumably) with a power of 1 watt, in the morning.

The other 2 were $1 each for a slash - like that North Shore mayor?

HTH :-)

Richard

Too funny!

Some poor non-sworn member at the Police Infringement Bureau (PIB) has to read these things. Honestly, the officers supervisor needs to put him on a remedial writing course. If it were one of my staff, I would.

Cringe.

Well, there may or may not have been a letter sent with a copy of this infringement notice attached, seriously, the writing is appalling and needs adjusting in my opinion. Taking the piss out of it though is justified.

Surely there is a requirement for an infringement notice to be completed legibly?

Nope, not at all. Plod can even get big details incorrect on them.

Can't make out much of it,as someone else said,send it back as not readable.

Now way, this is a keeper, possibly worth framing for people to laugh at in years to come Or July even

[=cJ=]

I tried every iteration I could think of of that plate and came up with the following:

MITSUBISHI TREDIA 1984 (in Blue)
Plate: LL240

KAWASAKI KL 2009 (in Black)
Plate: 11ZZQ

No mention of an UND0 branded bike anywhere...

** so confused **

[steve_t]

Some poor non-sworn member at the Police Infringement Bureau (PIB) has to read these things. Honestly, the officers supervisor needs to put him on a remedial writing course. If it were one of my staff, I would.

Cringe.

Jebus! I'd let this one lie and see if a reminder notice comes. I'd be pretty certain that the PIB worker won't be able to decipher it. They'll ask the officer to clarify details and the officer won't have any idea what things say.
Does Mark Jamb of 63 Pang St, Kingmouth, actually have a licence starting with BU?

[bogan]

Now, that is an immpressive effort - I personally had problems deciphering the the speed limit that applied to the road the infrigment notice was issued on myself, I was not certain how fast Cw was. The road code offered no help.

well you was looking at the wrong one! the Roman version clearly shows a speed limit of CVV (was two v's not a W) is equivalant to 110 kmhr, so ask for a discount as you were only exceeding the limit by 9kmhr

[bogan]

I tried every iteration I could think of of that plate and came up with the following:

MITSUBISHI TREDIA 1984 (in Blue)
Plate: LL240

KAWASAKI KL 2009 (in Black)
Plate: 11ZZQ

No mention of an UND0 branded bike anywhere...

** so confused **

11ZKQ, is a undo CB

[rainman]

Looks like it was written by a Doctor.

Using his feet.

[R6_kid:Me]

Looks like he realised he had just pulled over a Honda rider and was worried for his anal virginity, so he wrote the ticket out as fast as possible so he could get away and minimise the chances of being sodomised.