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    Quote Originally Posted by Sauerkraut View Post
    Anyone else get this response splitting?
    sometime happens...
    actually it is also true that if you're on a two wheeled missile (or something that can appear as one: i've found that kawasaki lime green is pretty known... ) nobody even try to...
    but anyway the best thing to do is put your hand on the knee coasting at about 50kmh, lettin' them go ahead, and then passing them again, veeeery slowly, as soon as they'll have to stop at the end of the next queue and you have not...

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    Quote Originally Posted by 98tls View Post
    Here we go,fuck i love the interweb.Outta nowhere its the Hoff on a Honda.This motorcycle thing you speak of so knowingly,had a few have you then?All things considered a few would be an overstatement methinks.
    Yep i actualy used to own GSF 400 and it was great bike .....you see I actualy like ALL motorcycles because i am not pretencious fag like some people ....so thats why i can appreciate someones GSF250 or Honda or whatever (as long as its not painted in glitter golden thats just wrong unless of course you are 16 year old girl )

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    Quote Originally Posted by miloking View Post
    What is it about jumped up noobs that never owned decent bike in their life that makes them think they can dis other peoples bikes on the net just because they suffer from "small dick syndrome"?

    Seriously dude surprise me, tell me you own anything that will actualy pass WOF on a first try....
    Thank you, my point exactly sauerkraut the noob goes dissing other people's rides but has never owned a decent bike in his life.
    Though I am a little perplexed, I know you ride a Honda and all, but why do you need to concern yourself with the size of his cock?

    Enough guys have had insurance declined as a result of KB that I'll sit that last one out thanks, but if it means that much to you flick me a PM and you can come have a look at my bikes.
    Quote Originally Posted by Tank
    You say "no one wants to fuck with some large bloke on a really angry sounding bike" but the truth of the matter is that you are a balding middle-aged ice-cream seller from Edgecume who wears a hello kitty t-shirt (in your profile pic) and your angry sounding bike is a fucken hyoshit - not some big assed harley with a human skull on the front.

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    A couple of times I haven't even realised someone's trying to race me until I reach cruising speed and stop... then a few seconds later they blast past me and the speed limit in an attempt to show me what's what

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    Public road....not a race track...who cares who gets the 1 second jump at the lights....focus on a real issue

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sauerkraut View Post
    What is it about driving a Volkswagen Passat or base-model Commodore that make people feel so unfulfilled and full of spite?
    Does this really need further explanation?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sauerkraut View Post
    So every single time somebody has cracked the shits with me and tried to have a little drag race, it's been a fat, white, 40 to 50 year old man in a four-wheel drive or mid-range sedan. What is it about driving a Volkswagen Passat or base-model Commodore that make people feel so unfulfilled and full of spite? Anyone else get this response splitting?
    I hardly ever split and when I do I expect at least one of them to try and beat me off the line to get 'their place' back. Human nature on their part.
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    Quote Originally Posted by v8s&2wheels View Post
    Most if not all of these 'base-model commodores' can accelerate to 50 a lot easier than your bike can and also a lot quicker.
    Piss off.
    My TS 185 will piss all over commodores.
    I have had to live with 4 commodores over the years

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    split them up to the lights knocking every wing mirror ya can, glare into the windows of those either side of ya staring them down, then just sit there when the lights go green !
    Funny as fuck !
    A girlfriend once asked " Why is it you seem to prefer to race, than spend time with me ?"
    The answer was simple ! "I'll prolly get bored with racing too, once i've nailed it !"

    Bowls can wait !

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    No stock v6 commodore will 'out drag' a 250 4cyl....

    I did 1 run on another guys a zxr250 at meremere (never ridden it before) and ran 14.37sec and it was trapping 149kmh on a hot day.
    0-100 k on a 4cyl 250 is 5-6sec, they will destroy a v6 commodore.

    Maybe people should do a bit of research before they talk BS.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sinfull View Post
    split them up to the lights knocking every wing mirror ya can, glare into the windows of those either side of ya staring them down, then just sit there when the lights go green !
    Funny as fuck !
    See now, this I don't get? Just after I bought the beemer and before I put a Ducati Club sticker on the back, I had this happen to me. I am considerate to bikes and will always try and pull over where I can to make room for bikes splitting - regardless of how fast the traffic is moving. This particular morning down Ngauranga Gorge, I had bikes splitting simultaneously on both sides. The bike on my right hit my wing mirror, glared at me, flicked the bird and then pulled in front of me slowing right down for a couple of minutes before takign off again - no doubt believing that he had 'taught me a lesson'.

    Buggared if I know what I did wrong, but hey I got 'the learn' alright! Next time I see the fucker I will block him off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sauerkraut View Post
    .... What is it about driving a ..... base-model Commodore that make people feel so unfulfilled and full of spite? Anyone else get this response splitting?
    Stop goading the coppers!!


    I had a drag with a Porsche a while back.... lasted all of 3 seconds and we both slowed at roughly 100km/h. Yes officer it was COMPLETELY necessary!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Her_B4 View Post
    Next time I see the fucker I will block him off.
    Wazzn me !
    A girlfriend once asked " Why is it you seem to prefer to race, than spend time with me ?"
    The answer was simple ! "I'll prolly get bored with racing too, once i've nailed it !"

    Bowls can wait !

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    Quote Originally Posted by Katman View Post
    Motorcycling is not a game.
    Totally Wired? Totally-wired-not-right more like it.

    @OP, They are jealous mate. And angry. And alone. And rootless. Sucks to be them ay. Motorcycling IS a game, and it's best played in places like the traffic lights, long lines of slow traffic, and everywhere else you can get a kick out of it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DangerousBastard View Post
    Totally Wired? Totally-wired-not-right more like it.

    @OP, They are jealous mate. And angry. And alone. And rootless. Sucks to be them ay. Motorcycling IS a game, and it's best played in places like the traffic lights, long lines of slow traffic, and everywhere else you can get a kick out of it.

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