Mom's half century (Sat 3 July 2010)

**Ratti** · 22nd June 2010, 12:29

what day are you coming back?

**MSTRS:Me** · 22nd June 2010, 12:57

Sunday.....

**Mom** · 22nd June 2010, 19:50

Originally Posted by MSTRS

Sunday.....

OUCH! I promise I will try to make sure that some of us have an earlyish night

I reckon you could bribe your young fella myself. Pay him to stay sober and go to bed early so he can drive you home in the morning. I am certain I can help influence him

I could promise to keep my clothes on if we are sharing the same hallway space

**Edbear** · 22nd June 2010, 20:06

Originally Posted by Mom

OUCH! I could promise to keep my clothes on if we are sharing the same hallway space

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**Mom** · 22nd June 2010, 20:28

Originally Posted by Edbear

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Apologies Ed

Bit of a story, suffice to say, I had no PJ's on. We were staying at chez MSTRS/YT/HXC. There was a blow fly annoying us. You know how it works, they go to the light

So, I got up and turned the bathroom light on to fool this horrible fly in there and not our bedroom. I was kind of straddling the hallway as the fly made its way to the bathroom. It was about then I realised that Zaccys bedroom door was also not that far away, had the poor little guy got up to go wees at the same time I was on fly duty I think I may have damaged him for life

The threat is more real now some how

:

**yungatart** · 23rd June 2010, 07:58

That story still makes me giggle, Mom!
I dunno about bribing him to be our chauffeur tho. The poor guy hasn't had a weekend or part weekend off in 3 months! He is looking to partay!
Alas he will have work on Monday, hence our return on Sunday.

**MSTRS:Me** · 23rd June 2010, 08:32

Originally Posted by Mom

I could promise to keep my clothes on if we are sharing the same hallway space

Originally Posted by Edbear

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Originally Posted by Mom

Apologies Ed

Bit of a story, suffice to say, I had no PJ's on. We were staying at chez MSTRS/YT/HXC. There was a blow fly annoying us. You know how it works, they go to the light

So, I got up and turned the bathroom light on to fool this horrible fly in there and not our bedroom. I was kind of straddling the hallway as the fly made its way to the bathroom. It was about then I realised that Zaccys bedroom door was also not that far away, had the poor little guy got up to go wees at the same time I was on fly duty I think I may have damaged him for life

The threat is more real now some how

:

Nice cover story Mom.
Ed...the truth is that some of the cougars amongst us don't do subtle when trying on their 'charms'...

**Maha** · 23rd June 2010, 14:26

Originally Posted by yungatart

That story still makes me giggle, Mom!
I dunno about bribing him to be our chauffeur tho. The poor guy hasn't had a weekend or part weekend off in 3 months! He is looking to partay!
Alas he will have work on Monday, hence our return on Sunday.

We can get him really pissed and post him back?

**Edbear** · 23rd June 2010, 15:24

Originally Posted by Mom

Apologies Ed

Bit of a story, suffice to say, I had no PJ's on. We were staying at chez MSTRS/YT/HXC. There was a blow fly annoying us. You know how it works, they go to the light

So, I got up and turned the bathroom light on to fool this horrible fly in there and not our bedroom. I was kind of straddling the hallway as the fly made its way to the bathroom. It was about then I realised that Zaccys bedroom door was also not that far away, had the poor little guy got up to go wees at the same time I was on fly duty I think I may have damaged him for life

The threat is more real now some how

:

ROFL!!!!! I NEEDED A GOOD LAUGH!!!!!!! Have had similar experiences, and fortunately, (for the others in the house), have not been caught. Now that I've lost most of my tummy, it might not be quite so scary, but I'm no Dan Carter that's for sure.

Originally Posted by MSTRS

Nice cover story Mom.
Ed...the truth is that some of the cougars amongst us don't do subtle when trying on their 'charms'...

**Ratti** · 23rd June 2010, 15:47

MSTRS and Tarty, I think it'd be easier for me to just take Ducky. Ak is my old stomping ground and there are a heap of people I want to try and find while Im up that way.

Mom? Love the naked fly catcher story chik....

**MadDuck** · 23rd June 2010, 16:19

Originally Posted by Ratti

...I think it'd be easier for me to just take Ducky....

OK this is going to get bloody confusing

**Maha** · 23rd June 2010, 16:23

Originally Posted by Ratti

MSTRS and Tarty, I think it'd be easier for me to just take Ducky. Ak is my old stomping ground and there are a heap of people I want to try and find while Im up that way.

Mom? Love the naked fly catcher story chik....

You a Westie aintcha?

Originally Posted by MadDuck

OK this is going to get bloody confusing

Mystery Trip?

**Ratti** · 23rd June 2010, 16:38

er...actually I was a westy. That was about 16 years ago tho. Darn it, has some still stuck?

Ducky Dear, I meant MY Ducky. *giggle*

**cowboyz** · 23rd June 2010, 16:55

how did I miss an important thread like this???? Will tap it into the calender.. Be good to get up there for a catch up.. Outlook not so good with the new job and no bike in all... but you never know!