After-sex etiquette...

**Tank** · 1st July 2010, 14:57

give her an ice cream and make her promise not to tell her ,mum, dad or primary school teacher.

**admenk** · 1st July 2010, 15:08

I just charge it to my ministerial credit card....

**Usarka** · 1st July 2010, 17:33

After a good shag I tag in the next officer thats in line.

**MIXONE** · 1st July 2010, 17:55

Remove the balaclava after leaving the room.

**Dave Lobster** · 1st July 2010, 19:29

Call the husband and tell him it's his turn next.

**devo** · 1st July 2010, 19:51

pull the wee plug, squeeze out the air, a quick wash and hang it up for next time.

**Genie** · 1st July 2010, 20:01

You are a sad lot....

**Conquiztador** · 1st July 2010, 20:02

After a shag I...

...pull up the pants and walk out of the paddock.

**Gone Burger** · 1st July 2010, 20:03

Originally Posted by Genie

You are a sad lot....

Sad but true my dear. We are doomed with this lot!

**puddy** · 1st July 2010, 20:03

I normally fall asleep during, so I have no idea what happens afterwards!

**Jackal** · 1st July 2010, 20:35

Our shags are so noisy that after we have finished our neighbours sit up in bed and have a smoke

**Smifffy** · 1st July 2010, 20:49

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**reemit** · 1st July 2010, 22:30

...play Wii Mariokarts.

**Berries** · 1st July 2010, 23:14

Get the fuck out of the kindy without being seen.

**Deviant** · 2nd July 2010, 00:52

Ask to use the bathroom, then sneak into her flatmate's room for a quickie.

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