BIKER or BIKIE by definition!

[=cJ=]

I just ride a fucking bike for fucks sake.

I get sick of "oh you're a bikie then..."

** head explodes **

[NONONO]

I just ride a fucking bike for fucks sake.

I get sick of "oh you're a bikie then..."

** head explodes **

Kin ell!!!!! Did you see that? His fkn head exploded, right there in front of me, his head, just exploded, blew up, almost covered me...oh look a cat. Here kitty kitty....
Must....Clean...Up....Own...Backyard......

[Pixie]

I here the term of context used frequently, however there seems to be some confusion around the rationalization of the words.

Here is an easy understanding for those who lack the intuition to decipher...

Biker:
1. Rides all the time
2 Rides in rain, storms, sleet, snow, ice, thunder, and anything God throws at them.
3. Doesn't own or drive a car on a regular basis. Motorcycle is primary mode of transport.
4. Has a motorcycle that has at least 4 performance or custom modifications.
5. Showers and bathes as minimally as possible, usually resembles cologne of a urinal or cauliflower.
5. Wears the same biker clothes every ride, no matter the condition, the rougher the better.
6. Doesn't ride Japanese or of asian decent motorcycles. aka rice burners. Biker acceptable rides may include: Harley Davidson, Triumph, Norton, Victory, Choppers, and Moto Guzzi.
7. Identifies themselves with grunts and cavemanistic noises.
8. Generally speaking, anti social and nocturnal creatures of habbit.


Bikie:
1. Everything a Biker is not!
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You forgot:smells of faeces and vomit.

So which one you wannabe?

[Fatt Max]

You forgot:smells of faeces and vomit.

So which one you wannabe?

So thats where I've been going wrong all these years...

[Fatt Max]

Is it bollocks. Bikie, boatie, surfie and a whole load of other wanky terms are antipodean.

People been calling me fattie, stinkie and dummie for years, git fuck all to do with riding a bike.

Mind you, the missus calles me 'Snakey' now and then, mostly after a dozen beers and 2 bottles of sav gawd bless 'er....

.....thats got nothing to do with bikes, it's all about riding.......I need tea....

[Rogue Rider]

You forgot:smells of faeces and vomit.

So which one you wannabe?

I am neither a Biker or a Bikie, instead, I prefer my namesake assigned to me, I am a Rogue Rider.
I am my own breed of nut job, I like speed and wheelies, but most of all I love tight corners, tighter the better, in hills and or any scenic place I can find.

My favs are Takaka Hill, Waipoua Forrest, East Cape, Kaitaia Hills.......

If you like the title Biker or bikie, good on you, just bare in mind, there is a rep to go with it and I laugh at wannabies.......... especially the rich nobs dun up in leathers and all the bling to be cool and free. All they do is look........... outa place and unschooled.

[Katman]

I am neither a Biker or a Bikie, instead, I prefer my namesake assigned to me, I am a Rogue Rider.

I think the name Pillock fits you better.

[SMOKEU]

I'd rather use a car to get from A to B because I'm not stupid enough to leave my bike parked everywhere for cunts to fuck with it. Does that make me any less of a biker, because I really care about my pride and joy?

[Rogue Rider]

I think the name Pillock fits you better.

Mate, you're awesome, wish I was as cool as you, maybe if the sun shining out you ass wasn't so bright you could lead the man race to freedom......... butt monkey!

[Katman]

Don't shoot the messanger.

I'm not the one who created you dumb as fuck.

I'm just pointing the fact out.

[Rogue Rider]

I'd rather use a car to get from A to B because I'm not stupid enough to leave my bike parked everywhere for cunts to fuck with it. Does that make me any less of a biker, because I really care about my pride and joy?

I dunno, it's all a matter of how you feel. Some people don't like there bikes to get wet or dirty so they leave them in the glass case in front of their office..... Personally, my bike is simply a mode of transportation to get me from A to B. If one needs a car to feel safe and secure, perhaps they should live in an air vacuum or be cryogenically frozen for their existence.

[SMOKEU]

I dunno, it's all a matter of how you feel. Some people don't like there bikes to get wet or dirty so they leave them in the glass case in front of their office..... Personally, my bike is simply a mode of transportation to get me from A to B. If one needs a car to feel safe and secure, perhaps they should live in an air vacuum or be cryogenically frozen for their existence.

I ride in the rain, and I don't mind getting my bike dirty, but I just don't like other people touching it without my permission. Cagers are often like a kid in a candy store when they see a bike, and they can't help getting their greasy paws over it.

Then there are the vandals, just look at other threads in this forum in relation to that subject.

[pc220]

I dunno, it's all a matter of how you feel. Some people don't like there bikes to get wet or dirty so they leave them in the glass case in front of their office..... Personally, my bike is simply a mode of transportation to get me from A to B. If one needs a car to feel safe and secure, perhaps they should live in an air vacuum or be cryogenically frozen for their existence.

Im just a fella that rides if and when I feel like it, simple really. For the first time ever I am totally agreeing with Katman on this one.

[doc]

I ride in the rain, and I don't mind getting my bike dirty, but I just don't like other people touching it without my permission. Cagers are often like a kid in a candy store when they see a bike, and they can't help getting their greasy paws over it.

Then there are the vandals, just look at other threads in this forum in relation to that subject.

What cage should I buy?
I'm looking at buying a cage that can carry 2 dirt bikes, but I'm not sure if I should buy a van or a ute. I don't have any room on my property to store a trailer. I'm looking at spending $2000 the the very most, so what should I buy? I know I can't expect much for that price.

Don't seem to fit the profile of a "Real biker"

[Rogue Rider]

What cage should I buy?
I'm looking at buying a cage that can carry 2 dirt bikes, but I'm not sure if I should buy a van or a ute. I don't have any room on my property to store a trailer. I'm looking at spending $2000 the the very most, so what should I buy? I know I can't expect much for that price.

Don't seem to fit the profile of a "Real biker"

My mate got a Toyota flat deck ute on trademe for $2500, it takes 3 XR250's fairly easy. Looking at the ute, it was pretty good buying. Some mean deals on trademe thats for sure.