Every day above ground is a good day!:
I got pulled by the cops a while back and was treated like shit, i should have complained and didn't, and then regretted it.
I was in a car and the passenger couldn't believe the cop had spoken to me like he had. i felt it was unfair, he was an indian guy, very arrogant.
I was pissed off and when the cop had handed me over a ticket ($650) i took it and said "thanks..for nothing."
He lent into the car, snatched the ticket out of my hand and dissapeared back to his car. returned about about 5 mins later and told me with a grin that now i was banned too and he would arrest me if he saw me driving again.
i had to get my passenger to drive me home.
What had i done? run over a nun? sold drugs to kiddies?
My english licence was 9 days over being changed to a kiwi licence, i had the form in the car, all filled out and had booked the test. i showed this to him and he called me a liar.
welcome to nz.
That's ok on motorway patrol last night they showed a guy whacked out on P, who had hit a number of cars on the motorway, and his total fine was in the order of $400-$500.
Another guy driving erratically with a strong smeel of cannabis in the car and a used bong. They didn't test him for dope, confiscated his bong and sent him on his way with a $300 odd fine.
Whatever you do, don't exceed the limit by 4km/h this weekend!!
Keep on chooglin'
To be a cop. These are the entry requirements for the Police force (according to their own website)WE TAKE ANYONE
1. New Zealand resident [obvious]
2. Have a visual standard of 6/12 [you're not legally blind]
3. Asthma is not too bad
4. Not crippled by significant operations [can leg it after perps]
5. Full class B or class 1 New Zealand Drivers Licence [reasonable, don't want the cop pulling you over to rear end you]
6. Do you have any previous criminal or traffic convictions - including warnings, court appearances and diversions? [this funnily enough doesn't seem to preclude you from applying?]
7. Can you swim
8. Drink driver? This is a no no the big one - no exceptions
9. Can you speak fluent English?
From their website "No : Things you could do to improve your English: undertake English classes, watch New Zealand TV shows to increase your level of conversational English and kiwi jargon, listen to National Radio."
Now to be clear here I am in awe of GOOD policemen, they keep me safe, they catch the bad guys before they catch me. They work in an environment which bounces between abject boredom and extreme stress. It is not a cushy number.
I am dismayed however at crap little hitler policemen who bring the rest of a good bunch down. But is it not surprising that a really well paid job which requires zero qualifications to enter a $57K job attracts some complete wankers.
But from their website it appears they will employ anyone who is not a drink driver. How about raising the bar to get rid of the bottom feeders?
Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window.
they lowered the bar to get more cops. Read into that what you will...
Science Is But An Organized System Of Ignorance"Pornography: The thing with billions of views that nobody watches" - WhiteManBehindADesk
Nah. You don't have to actually BE a cop yet. Just expressing an intention to join is enough.![]()
If it wasn't for a concise set of rules, we might have to resort to common sense!
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