Lines from movies you pray for an opportunity to use in real life

[Swoop]

I've no desire to hang around with a bunch of upper-class delinquents, do twenty minutes' work and then spend the rest of the day loafing about in Paris drinking gallons of champagne and having dozens of moist, pink, highly experienced French peasant girls galloping up and down my - hang on... (E.Blackadder)

Also:

George, who is using the family brain cell at the moment? (E. Blackadder).

[Hiflyer]

Holy Shit! Look who got beat with the ugly stick.

You've never said that!?

[DMNTD:Me]

You've never said that!?

Maybe he hasn't met you yet

[Hiflyer]

Maybe he hasn't met you yet

or your z1000

[JimO]

come wid me if u want to liff

[Jackal]

"It's 106 miles to Chicargo, we've got a full tank of gas, half a packet of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses."

Elwood - "Shit!"
Jake - "What."
Elwood - "Rollers."
Jake - "Na."
Elwood - "Yeah."
Jake - "Shit!"

[Dave Lobster]

I'm chilling out. Eating cheese and drinking wine.

[Mental Trousers]

Where would we be without Full Metal Jacket?

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman - "I bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you." - Full Metal Jacket

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman - "Bullshit. It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress." - Full Metal Jacket

Pogue Colonel - "Son, all I've ever asked of my marines is that they obey my orders as they would the word of God. We are here to help the Vietnamese, because inside every gook there is an American trying to get out. It's a hardball world, son. We've gotta keep our heads until this peace craze blows over." - Full Metal Jacket

Private Joker - "I wanna slip my tube steak into your sister. What'll you take in trade?" - Full Metal Jacket

[Maha]

''You're a fuckwit Ray''....Bruno Lawrence (Smash Palace)

But I dont know anyone called ray...

[Fatt Max]

Never rub another man's Rhubarb - jack Nicholson, Batman

Well, as long as the collars and cuffs match - Sean Connery, Diamonds are Forever

Fuck off you cunt - Vinnie Jones, The Mean machine

All of a sudden I have this awful pain in my arse - Hugh Grant, 2 weeks notice

Freedom...!! - Mel Gibson, Braveheart

I dont want to be Mr Brown, it sounds like Mr Shit - Quinten Tarrantino, Resorvior Dogs (I wonder if that is what Len said at the innaugral Super City Meeting..??)

Ah, ah ah ah ah, ah ah ah ahhhhhhh.......a - Johnny Weismuller, Tarzan

[Scuba_Steve]

not necessarily one I want to use in real life but a quote I quite like from the movie Monsters
"My roommate was studying to become a meteorologist, when I asked him why he said its the only job I can get totally wrong everyday and still not get fired"

[Fatt Max]

not necessarily one I want to use in real life but a quote I quite like from the movie Monsters
"My roommate was studying to become a meteorologist, when I asked him why he said its the only job I can get totally wrong everyday and still not get fired"

That is classic wisdom mate

[EJK]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1XOfHax6Q8

I used it on my first date.

[EJK]

OK on serious note:

*"When in doubt, fuck!!!" - From Scent of a Woman (Al Paccino)




Ah I have HEAPS but it just pops out depending on the situation. Can't really think of them now.

[KiWiP]

I used it on my first date.

Please, please, please tell me it worked