Its better face to face but I shall attempt it on here....
.......ok so, Guy with a stammer and a Chick with epilepsy get married. After the reception at the hotel, they go up to thier room where they get ready to fuck like rabbits till sunrise. Just as he is about to get onboard, she starts up with a massive epi fit..he says ''oh f f f f f f for f f fuck sake, hang on I'll be b b b b back in a mo mo mo moment''...he rushes off downstairs, explains his problem to a few of his mates then asks for thier help. All five go back up to the room where groom instructs his mates to grab hold of her lags and arms..''wait t t t till I get on boys, wait, wait, wait, ok L L L L Let her go''!...![]()
See Edbear, where there is a w-w-will, there's always a w-w-way!
Just as well you and the sweet Mrs Edbear are such a good team!![]()
Yeah, th..th..thort of as..ask..assskin ssss...ssssss....someone t.t.t.t... help is jus' rrrr..rrrr....rong, if you know what I mean...![]()
You don't get to be an old dog without learning a few tricks.
Shorai Powersports batteries are very trick!
You don't get to be an old dog without learning a few tricks.
Shorai Powersports batteries are very trick!
John Key has launched an enquiry into whether Edbear is just prolonging his illness effects because he's an rabid attention seeker!
Rumour has it that his sweet little wife (Jill?) is being run off her feet, tending to his every want!
It is suspected that he takes off all his casts straps and stitches at night and rests easy!
Wise men and generous visitors pour pity and messages of wellness and well-being while he basks ad nauseam in the attention!![]()
Is Edbear faking it?
The truth will out, thank you John Key!![]()
Saw my surgeon today and had the best possible news.The x-ray was good, the op has "taken" and nothing has shifted or loosened. So I have been cleared to start physio and the Graduated Return To Work program with ACC. It's been a long road back, but the surgeon said I've done very well.
So while I still can't ride, at least I'm on the mend and I'm looking forward to the physio. I'm so weak it's scary!![]()
You don't get to be an old dog without learning a few tricks.
Shorai Powersports batteries are very trick!
good to hear
dont let acc push you back to work sooner than you are able just to get you off their books.
You don't get to be an old dog without learning a few tricks.
Shorai Powersports batteries are very trick!
Not sure... Mrs. Bear still wants me to sell the bike, she's paranoid about me hurting myself again. She wants a break for a year or so of having me in hospitals and trying to kill myself.
But I've had no offers on the bike as yet, so I may be hanging on to it. It's not a good time to sell stuff. Of course I'll be very upset if I can't sell it...![]()
You don't get to be an old dog without learning a few tricks.
Shorai Powersports batteries are very trick!
That really is fantastic news Mr Bear, I imagine you will very relieved to know things are mending as expected for a change.
Dont let the ACC bully you into anything that might put your spine at risk. You are an old man now, it is going to take AGES for you to get fit again
IF the bike sell is sells, if it does not sell then who knows you might even get yourself back on it again. I dont blame Mrs Bear for being a bit paranoid, she wants you back in one piece and healthy before you risk anything again. I bet Auckland Hospital are sick of seeing you in there too![]()
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