Wanganui programme?

[wayne]

he was first to the moon with the russians i was told....................
just forgot the camera.................................

[Pussy]

FFS. If you technical cunts can't work out how to remove a HMTL fuckup, don't bother quoting each other. It's confusing as fuck and just makes you look like retards.

Robert. You're going to have to accept, there's another tuner out there. And like him or hate him (I fucken hate his guts), his riders have made a choice and regretably (for you and me) some of them are doing very well.

Suzuki21. Dan did awesome, I wish I had a fraction of the talent he has so I could breed up and coming Rossi reps, left right and centre. The fact remains of his suspension guru, he's a lying arsehole (albeit a clever one). Did he tell you the story about how he pressured me into crashing an R1, despite turning up 3 minutes after everyone else and then leaving first to "give everyone a hiding over the hill"? I suggest you ask him, it's funny as fuck.

And finally, Craig likes boys. That's why he signed my shirt.

You guys are worse than three year old kids at kindy arguing over who's dad is best.

"Mine's a butcher, he cuts up dead cows ALLLLL day"

"Yeah well mine's a truck driver, he takes load of cows to be slaughtered....."

"Yeah but mine used to be a traffic cop and he gives your dad all the tickets so he can't afford Christmas presents....."

"Yeah well my dad's the Prime Minister and I'll tell him to stop paying your dad..."

"YEAH?! Well my dad's Kerry Dukie and he told half the country how he beat a few nobodies over the Rimutakas on a Thursday night......"

Don't get me started on Veitnam............. Where's Pussy when you need him......

I'm HEEEEERRRREEEE!
Right then.....

Dukie is the biggest bullshit artist that has EVER had breath put in.
It IS a free country... people can choose whoever they like to do stuff for them.

But you're missing the most important bloody thing here, Jimmy!

Who has got the biggest cock????


Edit: Sorry for my late appearance... just had a nice feed of new spuds out of my garden... with beans and ham... and a few Pilseners

[White trash]

Suffice to say Jimmy I have no time for liars, those that are infirm of purpose, hyocrites and confidence tricksters.

Hear hear. And as YOU well know, Mr Taylor, my loyalties are firmly formed and not easily swayed. For that reason I will remain a longstanding customer of CKT's and continually point those who ask for direction your way. Personally, I can't hope to ever repay you for the effort and expense you put behind my own effort to crack the "big time". As an intelligent man, with a great memory, you'll no doubt remember the look on my face and indeed my misgivings when your offsider arrived trackside to assist back in the winter of 2007? He pulled the wool over you too Robert, and I'd place you well ahead of the average road racer in the intelligence stakes.

I have no problem stating this publically as your competitor and I have discussed this. He know's I have little time for him and I'm confident the reverse is more than true. The fact is this. He is far closer to the average road rider than you as he's out riding with them day to day, week to week. He comes accoss as very intelligent, if a little outlandish. Proper bikers see through him in a second and laugh about it at the pub. Less experienced riders do not.

As a smart business man, personally, I'd lay off the publicbullsit about who's ethical and who's not. The simple fact is that in five years time, CKT will still be around picking up the pieces when others simply fail to deliver and run out of stories. I'll still be a customer on that day.

[Pussy]

Hear hear. And as YOU well know, Mr Taylor, my loyalties are firmly formed and not easily swayed. For that reason I will remain a longstanding customer of CKT's and continually point those who ask for direction your way. Personally, I can't hope to ever repay you for the effort and expense you put behind my own effort to crack the "big time". As an intelligent man, with a great memory, you'll no doubt remember the look on my face and indeed my misgivings when your offsider arrived trackside to assist back in the winter of 2007? He pulled the wool over you too Robert, and I'd place you well ahead of the average road racer in the intelligence stakes.

I have no problem stating this publically as your competitor and I have discussed this. He know's I have little time for him and I'm confident the reverse is more than true. The fact is this. He is far closer to the average road rider than you as he's out riding with them day to day, week to week. He comes accoss as very intelligent, if a little outlandish. Proper bikers see through him in a second and laugh about it at the pub. Less experienced riders do not.

As a smart business man, personally, I'd lay off the publicbullsit about who's ethical and who's not. The simple fact is that in five years time, CKT will still be around picking up the pieces when others simply fail to deliver and run out of stories. I'll still be a customer on that day.

I am of the same mind as you on this subject, Jimmy.

You'll find a Reggae band at a Klu Klux Klan meeting before you find me being a customer of the lying wanker.
At the end of the day, though, everyone is free to chose who they get to work on their suspension. I personally think getting the F-4 pilot to do the job is silly... but, hey.... that's only MY opinion

[Pussy]

... but, hey.... that's only MY opinion

Which, by the way, all you bastards are entitled to!

[White trash]

Klu Klux Klan is a cunt of a phrase to verbalize. What the fuck were those biggots thinking when they came up with that name?

[Pussy]

Klu Klux Klan is a cunt of a phrase to verbalize. What the fuck were those biggots thinking when they came up with that name?

[Virago]

Klu Klux Klan is a cunt of a phrase to verbalize. What the fuck were those biggots thinking when they came up with that name?

Verbalise...? You can't even spell Ku Klux Klan...

[White trash]

Verbalize...? You can't even spell it...

Eight woodys donw, I'm onyl litlle. Why the heel would you think I coudl spell?

Had any complaints about my recent Tron thread yet? Don't bullshit me mate, I see through you like pair of Britenay Spears panties.......

[Virago]

Eight woodys donw, I'm onyl litlle...

...Don't bullshit me mate, I see through you like pair of Britenay Spears panties...

No doubt that gives you another woody...?

[White trash]

No doubt that gives you another woody...?

Just cracked one. Thanks for asking........

[jellywrestler]

Verbalise...? You can't even spell Ku Klux Klan...

hey what about Ku Klux Kneivel?
his favourite stunt was jumping eight blacks with a steamroller...

[jellywrestler]

Andrew was riding for a championship too which is why his rides were calculated, why he wasnt circulating at his lap record pace and why he settled for high placings rather than an outright win. Like most of the seasoned competitors he knows only too damn well that the street circuits are very dangerous and he is therefore averse to sticking his kneck out too far. If we look forward to Paeroa I think you will see fewer top competitors there given the real safety issues.

With all due respect to Stroud; Dan Stauffer rode like the wind and deserved his wins well and truely. It's 40 odd years since a newcomer won the big race, Ron Grant from memory although I'd happily be corrected on that.
Stroud has always treated Wanganui with caution, till this year his record of 7 wins, 15 seconds and eleven thirds reflects this.
Go Stauffer and Bernard racing and I hope they find the resources to do the nationals to.
Who knows Stauffer may even still be in NZ then, he and five other passsengers were bumped of a flight to aussie as it was overweight, then he slept in for the next flight; haven't heard whether he's left the country as yet!
Lastly I am not biased, despite being a sponsor of both Stauffer personally and Bernard racing, I just want to see good clean racing.
The three highlights of my day were Stauffers wins, Stauffers wide lines out of suzuki and following passing maneuovres, and in the early stages of the first Formula one race seeing six different brands in the first six places.
That's a treat.

[jellywrestler]

Just cracked one. Thanks for asking........

best you spend some time cleaning it while all the wrinkles are out of it then

[Shaun]

With all due respect to Stroud; Dan Stauffer rode like the wind and deserved his wins well and truely. It's 40 odd years since a newcomer won the big race, Ron Grant from memory although I'd happily be corrected on that.
Stroud has always treated Wanganui with caution, till this year his record of 7 wins, 15 seconds and eleven thirds reflects this.
Go Stauffer and Bernard racing and I hope they find the resources to do the nationals to.
Who knows Stauffer may even still be in NZ then, he and five other passsengers were bumped of a flight to aussie as it was overweight, then he slept in for the next flight; haven't heard whether he's left the country as yet!
Lastly I am not biased, despite being a sponsor of both Stauffer personally and Bernard racing, I just want to see good clean racing.
The three highlights of my day were Stauffers wins, Stauffers wide lines out of suzuki and following passing maneuovres, and in the early stages of the first Formula one race seeing six different brands in the first six places.
That's a treat.

Dukic Performance, fastest 2 bikes around Wanganui ( The Streets) and to top that off, Merkels win the 3 hour ( Congrats boys) ( Closed track) all bikes using STD modified suspension, built here in New Zealand, and cost effective.

Dukic Performance proven Fact!!!! To be fast on the Roads and the Tracks, might not have the history of CKT yet, but he has got his gear on the fast pace very quick, I think a lot of that is to do with the fact he rides bikes also, so understands riders feed back quite well.