Lines from movies you pray for an opportunity to use in real life

**Pixie** · 1st February 2011, 15:12

We want to be free! We want to be free to do what we want to do! We want to be free to ride. And we want to be free to ride our machines without being hassled by The Man. And we want to get loaded. And we want to have a good time! And that’s what we’re gonna do. We’re gonna have a good time. We’re gonna have a party!

**Bald Eagle** · 1st February 2011, 15:16

"You cant park that there"

"I'm not parking, I'm abandoning it"

from Stripes .

**yod** · 1st February 2011, 15:19

"I came here to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and I'm all outta bubble gum!" _ Roddy Piper in They Live, 1988.

classic cheeseball movie...

**sil3nt** · 1st February 2011, 15:23

Originally Posted by yod

"I came here to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and I'm all outta bubble gum!" _ Roddy Piper in They Live, 1988.

classic cheeseball movie...

Not from the movie but even better:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Owg_ib5YlQ

Wouldn't mind using this line sometime...
"i dreamed the other night that my cock was a giant tri-masted spanish galleon"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9cSbc1RwoY

**KiWiP** · 22nd February 2011, 22:36

"What kind of fucked up message is that?"

In response to "I motivate people to avoid commitment" George Clooney in 'Up in the Air'

Got to use that in a meeting with the senior brass haha

**Indiana_Jones** · 8th September 2011, 21:05

This I did use in a work meeting when we went around saying our names lol

-Indy

**scumdog** · 8th September 2011, 21:08

Originally Posted by Pixie

We want to be free! We want to be free to do what we want to do! We want to be free to ride. And we want to be free to ride our machines without being hassled by The Man. And we want to get loaded. And we want to have a good time! And that’s what we’re gonna do. We’re gonna have a good time. We’re gonna have a party!

'Easy Rider' at a wild guess??

**Virago** · 8th September 2011, 21:19

Originally Posted by scumdog

'Easy Rider' at a wild guess??

Nah - "The Wild Angels" - makes Easy Rider look like Walt Disney...

**admenk** · 9th September 2011, 14:12

Originally Posted by Virago

Nah - "The Wild Angels" - makes Easy Rider look like Walt Disney...

That film is so bad it's good (does that makes sense?)

**flyingcrocodile46** · 9th September 2011, 15:36

Not from a movie but have sorta accidentally blurted it out once.

My ex wife and I went to a birthday party for one of her friends and had been sitting around the dinner table listening to this girls father dribbling on all night about how he had done this, and done that, and this, and that etc.. gawd! how he he went on, and at one point actually had the extreme arrogance to lean back and say "Yep, I can safely say I have done just about everything". Before I had even formed the thought in my head, I blurted out.. "does that include small boys?"

I couldn't believe I had said it out loud, but fortunately laughter erupted so the embarrassing (for me) moment passed. He just pretended that he hadn't heard it.

A line I made up on the spot in a similar situation. "Wow! If your ears could flap at half the speed of your lips, you would be able to fly."

A movie line I have often thought would be funny to say (from Lethal weapon)... " Why don't you go and play stink finger somewhere else"

**motor_mayhem** · 9th September 2011, 17:00

Man on Fire:

"And now my friend, it's off to the next life for you. I guarantee you won't be lonely"

"Forgiveness is between them and God. It's my job to arrange the meeting. "

"Well, you know what they say. A bullet always tells the truth."

**marty** · 9th September 2011, 17:16

Just yesterday, whilst arguing with a pilot, I actually told him to just go and 'do some of that pilot shit' and stop annoying me. he laughed, cause he knew where it came from too....