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    Blah you old buggers

    Petrol was 31 cents for super. no one knew what regular was for except mabey putting in the lawn mower(if you had one).

    My first job paid 70 cents per hour, it was after school in a bookshop.
    first real job paid $68.00 per week.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jafar View Post
    Petrol was 31 cents for super.
    31 cents? That's LATE in the piece...now IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII remember when it was 2/6 a gallon. And that was AFTER it went up!

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    Quote Originally Posted by slofox View Post
    31 cents? That's LATE in the piece...now IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII remember when it was 2/6 a gallon. And that was AFTER it went up!

    (rant rave roar snort)
    2/6 a gallon? that before or after Captain Cook found the place ?
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    Quote Originally Posted by slofox View Post
    31 cents? That's LATE in the piece...now IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII remember when it was 2/6 a gallon. And that was AFTER it went up!

    (rant rave roar snort)
    I don't even know what 2/6 a gallon means

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    ...on away days to play rugby when I played under 5 stone 7lbs, we had to come up with 4cents per player per car as petrol money, and always got your cent change from five cents...if you had 10 or 15 cents in your pocket, it was a bit of a spend up..

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    Quote Originally Posted by jafar View Post
    Petrol was 31 cents for super. no one knew what regular was for except mabey putting in the lawn mower(if you had one).

    My first job paid 70 cents per hour, it was after school in a bookshop.
    first real job paid $68.00 per week.

    Suzuki only made 2 stroke motorcycles & the biggest was the GT 750 waterbus

    Chrysler Charger, need I say more
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    Quote Originally Posted by steve_t View Post
    I don't even know what 2/6 a gallon means
    25 cents for 4.54 litres, sheesh, didn't ya learn nuthin at school??
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    Quote Originally Posted by scumdog View Post
    25 cents for 4.54 litres, sheesh, didn't ya learn nuthin at school??
    How does 2/6 = 25c? I went to school to eat my lunch

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    Quote Originally Posted by steve_t View Post
    How does 2/6 = 25c? I went to school to eat my lunch
    10 cents = 1 shilling.

    2/6 is two and a half shillings (a 'half-crown').

    2 is the shillings and 6 is six pennies (12 pennies to shilling)

    Which means technically it is possible that 2/6 = 30 cents...

    Simply eh!?
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