When you wake up cold but need to piddle before you snuggle.
When you wake up cold but need to piddle before you snuggle.
Suck, Squeeze, Bang, Blow aren’t just the 4 cycles of an engine
Petrol was 31 cents for super. no one knew what regular was for except mabey putting in the lawn mower(if you had one).
My first job paid 70 cents per hour, it was after school in a bookshop.
first real job paid $68.00 per week.
Suzuki only made 2 stroke motorcycles & the biggest was the GT 750 waterbus
Chrysler Charger, need I say more
You can remember going into the shop and buying 1/2 penny chew for a 1/2 penny
I'm only wearing black until they develop something darker
We came, We listened, And in one voice we answered
BULLSHIT!! BULLSHIT!! BULLSHIT!! BULLSHIT!! BULLSHIT!!
People that phone you at 9pm ... ask "did I wake you ???" ...
When life throws you a curve ... Lean into it ...
It takes longer to rest than it did to get tired.
Suck, Squeeze, Bang, Blow aren’t just the 4 cycles of an engine
...on away days to play rugby when I played under 5 stone 7lbs, we had to come up with 4cents per player per car as petrol money, and always got your cent change from five cents...if you had 10 or 15 cents in your pocket, it was a bit of a spend up..
You know you are old when your nipples hit your kneecaps
Diarrhoea is hereditary - it runs in your jeans
If my nose was running money, I'd blow it all on you...
Winding up drongos, foil hat wearers and over sensitive KBers for over 14,000 posts...........![]()
" Life is not a rehearsal, it's as happy or miserable as you want to make it"
when you rode your motocross bike on the footpath helmetless and the cop in his black and white car stopped you and told you to push it home or he would tell your parents.
(errr only heard about this of course)
"...you meet the weirdest people riding a Guzzi !!..."
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