Memorable KB quotes

**Mental Trousers** · 9th May 2011, 19:43

Said a few hundred times (not that the KB public gets to see them)

Remove (insert comment) or you'll be hearing from my lawyer.

Not one has actually ever filed papers.

**Oblivion** · 9th May 2011, 19:58

You are hereby bring reported for crimes against the internet. Please hand in your ethernet cord.

AND the modem.........

**Kickaha** · 9th May 2011, 20:14

Originally Posted by Mental Trousers

Said a few hundred times (not that the KB public gets to see them)

Not one has actually ever filed papers.

Ah yes I hear there's been a couple lately, both caused by Scrivys/Sidecarbobs comments

**Mental Trousers** · 9th May 2011, 20:17

Originally Posted by Kickaha

Ah yes I hear there's been a couple lately, both caused by Scrivys/Sidecarbobs comments

Those two breathing is reason enough for some people to complain.

**Mully** · 9th May 2011, 20:20

Originally Posted by Mental Trousers

Said a few hundred times (not that the KB public gets to see them)

Not one has actually ever filed papers.

What d'ya think they'd do if there was a section of the website reserved for just those letters??

**Mom** · 9th May 2011, 20:25

Originally Posted by Mully

What d'ya think they'd do if there was a section of the website reserved for just those letters??

Make for some quality amusement I would think, for us I mean. For them well...

Indignant, outraged, totally, self destructive, anger

**Mental Trousers** · 9th May 2011, 20:25

Originally Posted by Mully

What d'ya think they'd do if there was a section of the website reserved for just those letters??

That'd just be rubbing salt into the wound and fill my inbox up with angry rants.

**HenryDorsetCase** · 9th May 2011, 20:36

Originally Posted by Big Dave

BTW- It's why I did the Honda Stateline test with static shots - me on it looked like a kid on a mini-chopper.

should have called me: I would look like the chick on that Gunbus thing.

without the boobs or nice legs or long hair or, well, any hint of attractiveness at all. Except perhaps to other dwarves

**HenryDorsetCase** · 9th May 2011, 20:39

Originally Posted by Mental Trousers

Said a few hundred times (not that the KB public gets to see them)

Not one has actually ever filed papers.

$5 says no one ever will: it costs actual money to do that. Up front. Plus you have to make an appointment then explain to a lawyer how your feelings were hurt on the internet by something the nasty man said. The lawyer's response "We'll need a retainer of $5000 to get started, and we'll be billing you monthly, and when the coin stops, we stop".

Money talks. Bullshit walks.

**HenryDorsetCase** · 9th May 2011, 20:39

Originally Posted by Oblivion

You are hereby bring reported for crimes against the internet. Please hand in your ethernet cord.

AND the modem.........

nyah nyah. wireless connection, me!

**Mental Trousers** · 9th May 2011, 20:47

Originally Posted by HenryDorsetCase

$5 says no one ever will: it costs actual money to do that. Up front. Plus you have to make an appointment then explain to a lawyer how your feelings were hurt on the internet by something the nasty man said. The lawyer's response "We'll need a retainer of $5000 to get started, and we'll be billing you monthly, and when the coin stops, we stop".

Money talks. Bullshit walks.

Pretty much. I'm pretty sure there's plenty of people out there that have been laughed at and told they owe $300 for the privilege.