So hypothetically, you find yourself being chased by a helicopter

[unstuck]

So as a matter of interest, how many police choppers do they have?
What's the cost of keeping one of those things in the air for an hour?

Couple of grand an hour.

[The Stranger:Me]

Couple of grand an hour.

We're all fucked then! Obviously then it's well worth sending a chopper to save a villianous speeding motorcyclist from themselves.

[Maha]

[steve_t]

......

Wow, those cops were fast! Don't they have donuts or pies in the UK?

[Oakie]

Oh, as regards the original question ... I'd find a large parking building attached to a mall or somesuch then park and disappear.

[Maha]

Say a cop choppa can fly at 200kmh.
How the hell do you just Gas it and out speed them? Which roads are you talking about? Cos if its got bends or traffic on it - the cops taking the direct and shorter route - your not. I mean.
If your outrunning a cop choppa - youve proly done something realllllly really bad. And your going to look at other options to escape justice (or whatever) - Im thinking something that involves you hoping off your bike perhaps near a shopping mall - mixing in the crowds and ditching ur bike gears? And if the bikes in your name - your still screwed.

Even the the pilot remarks ''hes going faster that we are''.

[Kickaha]

Oh, as regards the original question ... I'd find a large parking building attached to a mall or somesuch then park and disappear.

We're running out of those in Christchurch

Even the the pilot remarks ''he going faster that we are''.

They have the advantage of altitude though, you can see a long way from up high

[specter]

pfft, screw all your ideas......

you just need to think with portals

[HenryDorsetCase]

Is the copter an AH-64?

If its an AH-64 I'm pulling over.

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If it's not I would go to the nearest tunnel, then get a car and drive the car at a tollbooth so that when the car hits the tollbooth it goes up in the air, hits the helicopter and explodes it.

Yeah, I'm Bruce Willis. Yippee Kai Yay motherfuckers.

[JimO]

Lol. I fogot to add I'd pull out my nine and fire off a couple of rounds at the flying oinksters.

fuck off!! you havnt got a nine inch cock

[HenryDorsetCase]

fuck off!! you havnt got a nine inch cock

I'd only use the first half of mine for that too.

[unstuck]

Try pullin me over now plodder.

[tigertim20]

Leaving out many of the more interesting particulars, we'll say for this point of interest that, for whatever reason, NZ's finest wants you to pull over to the side of the road.

You have chosen to ignore their polite request, because fuck it, you got knee down on the track. Once. Dispatching these assholes should be a piece of cake right?


WRONG.


They've decided that your deeds are cartoonishly mischievous enough to warrant calling in a police helicopter. Well, fuck. What's your next move? Is there no running from the eyes in the skies? Or do you have a place to run to where you think they won't see you?

What comes now then, ye heroes of KB?

the infra red and heat detecting sht means youre fucked.

UNLESS you have a machine gun turret on the back of your bike which is operated by an extra switchblock on the handlebars.

OR, the police call Katman, who tells them, it doesnt matter, anyone riding over 101km/hr is a fucking lunatic, and is not capable of riding without endangering their own life, and theyll probably kill themselves anyway in a bad crash.
Then your family sues the government for a police chase that killed you, and the government fines the council who allowed a dangerously places bus stop that killed the rider on impact when he went for a slide, and Katman starts a thread on KB about how its all the riders fucking fault cos he is a dumb cunt
The end.

[DrunkenMistake]

the infra red and heat detecting sht means youre fucked.

UNLESS you have a machine gun turret on the back of your bike which is operated by an extra switchblock on the handlebars.

OR, the police call Katman, who tells them, it doesnt matter, anyone riding over 101km/hr is a fucking lunatic, and is not capable of riding without endangering their own life, and theyll probably kill themselves anyway in a bad crash.
Then your family sues the government for a police chase that killed you, and the government fines the council who allowed a dangerously places bus stop that killed the rider on impact when he went for a slide, and Katman starts a thread on KB about how its all the riders fucking fault cos he is a dumb cunt
The end.

Hahahaha, Call Katman, he will talk the Theoretical rider out of riding over the speed limit, that or bore him to death with repetitive whining.

[oldrider]

Leaving out many of the more interesting particulars, we'll say for this point of interest that, for whatever reason, NZ's finest wants you to pull over to the side of the road.

You have chosen to ignore their polite request, because fuck it, you got knee down on the track. Once. Dispatching these assholes should be a piece of cake right?


WRONG.


They've decided that your deeds are cartoonishly mischievous enough to warrant calling in a police helicopter. Well, fuck. What's your next move? Is there no running from the eyes in the skies? Or do you have a place to run to where you think they won't see you?

What comes now then, ye heroes of KB?

There's only one failing in attracting the attention of the Police and then trying to avoid them:

It's what they do (and get paid for) whether they are any good at it or not and they have oodles of back up, whereas you are just "you"!

Rust never sleeps it just keeps on keeping on until the arse falls out of whoever you are and suddenly you are the victim of your own bad idea!

Attracting attention and running is about as intelligent as a fly on the window pane.

No matter how hard he tries, or how good he gets at it, he will still be there in the morning!