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    Quote Originally Posted by nodrog View Post
    Mods can you please delete this thread? there is already one about the slut walk.
    I am tempted. However transferring this piece of creative fiction to Rant & Rave will suffice. Any contribution that has as many smilies as it does real words is a pretty good indicator of its bullshit quotient.
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    I hit up the cop about the fact that if she had just said "no" she would have saved 100 bucks et al , his reply being
    " I would have figured it out "
    " No you fuckin wouldn't "
    {sheepish cop look }

    This cop felt pretty green.
    He then offered her a lift home , to which she un-graciously declined and started walkin'
    Thanks for the props, and to Ixion for the blurb on the provisions of Land Transport (Driver Licensing) Rule 1999 . All roads lead to police f--kin it up,
    (although not enough for me to get out of suspension )

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hitcher View Post
    I am tempted. However transferring this piece of creative fiction to Rant & Rave will suffice. Any contribution that has as many smilies as it does real words is a pretty good indicator of its bullshit quotient.
    Ha! I wish Sherlock.

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    Sounds like a load of bollocks to me

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    Quote Originally Posted by Indiana_Jones View Post
    Sounds like a load of bollocks to me

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    +1,

    Photo of the ticket/s ?

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    Wait a Minute.

    Your telling us your missus let you have a turn on the front of her bike this time, and she was on the back?

    Yeah Right.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DrunkenMistake View Post
    its like receiving stolen goods, if you know they are nicked and you take them anyway... well your in the shitter,
    You don't have to know they are stolen to get in trouble. It's still receiving stolen goods.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jaffaonajappa View Post
    Wait a Minute.

    Your telling us your missus let you have a turn on the front of her bike this time, and she was on the back?

    Yeah Right.
    That's my future...... she'll have her full way before me....
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    what was the offence written on her ticket?

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    Quote Originally Posted by awa355 View Post
    I suppose it is like him asking an adult sitting in the back seat, if they know they are supposed to be wearing a seatbelt. The passenger is liable, in this case.
    The driver is liable for passengers not wearing seatbelts.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mad-V2 View Post
    You can't give someone demerits for a driving offense when they were not driving.
    One of my clients lost his licence for being a passenger in a boi racer race in which the other car crashed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NordieBoy View Post
    The driver is liable for passengers not wearing seatbelts.
    liability for a passenger not wearing a seatbelt varies with age. Generally a driver is responsible for ensuring all passengers are wearing their seatbelts but specifically adult passengers are responsible for ensuring they are wearing their seatbelts.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NordieBoy View Post
    One of my clients lost his licence for being a passenger in a boi racer race in which the other car crashed.
    what was the offense?

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    Quote Originally Posted by oneofsix View Post
    what was the offense?
    Being trapped by a Troll.

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