"Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]
I hit up the cop about the fact that if she had just said "no" she would have saved 100 bucks et al , his reply being
" I would have figured it out "
" No you fuckin wouldn't "
{sheepish cop look }
This cop felt pretty green.
He then offered her a lift home , to which she un-graciously declined and started walkin'
Thanks for the props, and to Ixion for the blurb on the provisions of Land Transport (Driver Licensing) Rule 1999 . All roads lead to police f--kin it up,
(although not enough for me to get out of suspension)
Sounds like a load of bollocks to me
-Indy
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Wait a Minute.
Your telling us your missus let you have a turn on the front of her bike this time, and she was on the back?
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what was the offence written on her ticket?
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