Everything is bigger in Texas!

**Crasherfromwayback** · 12th July 2011, 16:19

And if the baby wasn't born by caesarean, the mother would have the biggest hole in Texas!

All welcome 'The Moose'

http://nz.lifestyle.yahoo.com/practi...born-in-texas/

**007XX** · 12th July 2011, 17:35

Oh FUCK THAT!!!! Thank goodness the poor woman had a caeserian...

I delivered both of my 8 pounders naturally, and that was bad enough

**Colapop** · 12th July 2011, 17:43

My girl was born 10 pound 12 oz. It was good coz I tend to drop little babies

**jaffaonajappa** · 12th July 2011, 17:54

Originally Posted by Colapop

My girl was born 10 pound 12 oz. It was good coz I tend to drop little babies

Now thats Odd...how many babies have you dropped?

**Crasherfromwayback** · 12th July 2011, 17:56

Originally Posted by 007XX

Oh FUCK THAT!!!! Thank goodness the poor woman had a caeserian...

I delivered both of my 8 pounders naturally, and that was bad enough

One of the guys I used to work for years ago, his wife gave birth naturally (well, as naturally as you can get giving birth to a boy, not a baby) to a 13lb'er!!

**Colapop** · 12th July 2011, 18:19

Originally Posted by jaffaonajappa

Now thats Odd...how many babies have you dropped?

Not many! And I qualified the accident by previously stating that if it was given to me I wouldn't be responsible for it

**Trouser** · 12th July 2011, 20:11

My old man was 16lbs and came out the normal way. Yikes.

**Hitcher** · 12th July 2011, 20:53

The fat baby's name is now on our Wall Of Shame(TM) at work.

**Colapop** · 13th July 2011, 10:46

Originally Posted by Trouser

My old man was 16lbs and came out the normal way. Yikes.

He 'came out' the normal way? What's the normal way to 'come out'?? My mate came out by taking her girlfriend to a family dinner...

**007XX** · 13th July 2011, 11:38

Originally Posted by Trouser

My old man was 16lbs and came out the normal way. Yikes.

I reckon there should be a law that says you're obligated to disclose that particular information to any potential mate you're about to get involved with, for the purpose of future reproduction.

I mean c'mon!!! She has to knowingly get her Poonany to go through this... Elective surgery, anyone? And for the record, I'm pro natural delivery all the way, bar a few extreme cases: THAT would be one of them

Disclaimer: all this said in the best spirit of making peeps giggle about vaginas, since ages ago

**Stirts** · 13th July 2011, 12:02

The perfect gift voucher for Janet....

**mashman** · 13th July 2011, 12:31

Originally Posted by 007XX

I reckon there should be a law that says you're obligated to disclose that particular information to any potential mate you're about to get involved with, for the purpose of future reproduction.

I mean c'mon!!! She has to knowingly get her Poonany to go through this...

Heh, no man would dare lie about such a thing

... honest babe, I have a small head, therefore our children should have small heads too... ohhhhhhh you're gonna stitch that flappy thing back on again, fair play doc

Then it's her own fault for putting her bits through such trauma

**Gremlin** · 13th July 2011, 16:23

Originally Posted by 007XX

I reckon there should be a law that says you're obligated to disclose that particular information to any potential mate you're about to get involved with, for the purpose of future reproduction.

I mean c'mon!!! She has to knowingly get her Poonany to go through this...

Poor poor poonany... it would never be the same again huh?

**007XX** · 13th July 2011, 19:34

Originally Posted by mashman

Heh, no man would dare lie about such a thing

Then it's her own fault for putting her bits through such trauma

Well aren't you just a peach!?

Originally Posted by Gremlin

Poor poor poonany... it would never be the same again huh?

Ya think???

I mean, forget cute nicknames like "mound of pleasure" or "cave of delight"...

After a 16", i'm rather certain we'd be safe to assume that we'd be looking at "the dangers of white water rafting in the Grand Canyon" ... Echo contest, anyone?