ducatilover's squidtastic pile of crap

[tigertim20]

You know what,
I once got asked if I had to turn gay, who I would I want to turn gay for, and I said Bruce Willis cause hes a bad ass.

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so you like big machomen to make you their little spoon? You'd be a big hit in jail . . .

I like the last part of that. I'm totally psyched about rebuilding the bike. I must be mental. I am mental actually. Heart rate was 80 something when the ambulance got there while I has having my smoke and laughing at my dangling thumb In hindsight it was funny. All the vids I can find are people looping it when they clutch it, I had it up (Giggity) a while and got too cocky (Giggity)


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great that you can laugh about it and are keeping a good sense of humour about it!!! I can see this turning into quite an epic thread

[ducatilover]

Dont you bring my LASER VISION into this u mutha f*cka!

Ill have to get my 12gauge big bore laser googles and shove it up ur ass!



PEW PEW PEW PEW!!!

ZOMGWTF You blew my bike up? What a dick, you owe me a pack of Port Royal blue at the very least.

great that you can laugh about it and are keeping a good sense of humour about it!!! I can see this turning into quite an epic thread

No point crying about spilt Kawasaki is there? It's better when one can laugh though.

[ducatilover]

fuck, just wrote a big reply and hit a wrong button and it ran away

Got the spare tank and subframe out today and some other shit.

Tank has some dents, but, will be a piece of cake to fix

Will try to drag the other frame out also.
A mate just came over with McD's, what a choice treat! That BLAT burger is rather tasty. They also looked at my mess/bike/epic pile of shit and couldn't understand that it once was a working bike.

[ducatilover]

Got the old swing arm off and tested the spare in there, fits great....obviously they're exactly the same
Put the ignition barrel in the frame through the fake ram tube hole, it'll be getting mounted in there (Haha I said mount..)
Threw the straight rearsets on, will polish them up another day, my hand isn't working too great.

I think I'll hammerite the swing arm, polishing it will be nice, but uber hard to keep clean and I fucking hate cleaning, it's bitch work.

[Dodgy_Matt]

More up-dates please...!

[ducatilover]

Sorry, just been to Hamilton and back with the flatmates to get a new car for one of them. I am absolutely drained, destroyed and fucked from the crap Nissan Pulsar we took up.

I have to decide what to do to the bike next Might start sorting out the speedo etc. Will have to wait for tomorrow methinks.

I feel like a buffalo has raped me after 800km in the shittiest, slowest car ever.

[DrunkenMistake]

Sorry, just been to Hamilton and back with the flatmates to get a new car for one of them. I am absolutely drained, destroyed and fucked from the crap Nissan Pulsar we took up.

I have to decide what to do to the bike next Might start sorting out the speedo etc. Will have to wait for tomorrow methinks.

I feel like a buffalo has raped me after 800km in the shittiest, slowest car ever.

Are you gonna look at reusing the current speedo? or get an digi one?

[ducatilover]

Are you gonna look at reusing the current speedo? or get an digi one?

Re-use the existing one for now. There's a project in the line that will replace it. I can't stand digi ones.

[DrunkenMistake]

Re-use the existing one for now. There's a project in the line that will replace it. I can't stand digi ones.

I hate my standard clocks on the NC,
I want a digi, makes it look a little tidier and not as bulky

[ducatilover]

I hate my standard clocks on the NC,
I want a digi, makes it look a little tidier and not as bulky

I love analogue lol But I listen to Rod Stewart.

[ducatilover]

I was going to peel the old forks off today when my flatmate found a crack in the frame.

I am now deciding what colour to do the spare frame

[Oblivion]

I was going to peel the old forks off today when my flatmate found a crack in the frame.

I am now deciding what colour to do the spare frame

Who cares about that... Where are all the photos?

[DrunkenMistake]

I was going to peel the old forks off today when my flatmate found a crack in the frame.

I am now deciding what colour to do the spare frame

Just bog over it. Noone will see it.

[ducatilover]

Who cares about that... Where are all the photos?

there's fuck all else to see at the moment, you pricks have seen it all

Just bog over it. Noone will see it.

Not too keen on that haha

This is a nicely destroyed steering stem Not bad really, my crap photo doesn't show how epic it looks.
My camera is too gay to show the crack properly, unless you want arse crack?

Jealous much?

On the topic of arses, just after I took the photo of the steering stem I bashed my arse on a big bucket So, that's fucked again. More resting time. More cigarettes and coffee!!!!!!!

[MikeD400]

Your a beast! I vote more crack photos!!!