Car parked in motorcycle parking, what to do?

**Eyegasm** · 16th September 2011, 10:45

I had this happen when I was going for my full.

Van was parked in the bike park. Thankfully it was a work vehichle and had the number of the place on the side.

Friendly call later and the driver came out and moved his van.

If I was real anal about it, I would have called a tow truck. That'd piss them right off!!

**rphenix** · 16th September 2011, 15:19

Originally Posted by Herman Jelmet

Dry your eyes Princess.

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**rossirep** · 16th September 2011, 18:12

key the van and walk away.............

**PrincessBandit** · 16th September 2011, 23:43

Originally Posted by Herman Jelmet

Dry your eyes Princess.

Originally Posted by rphenix

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**Old Steve** · 18th September 2011, 13:56

When it comes down to the vandalise/don't vandalise decision, my position is as follows:

. Key one side of the vehicle, best colse to the driver's door so it WILL be noticed when the owner returns.
. Leave a note under the windscreen wiper which reads;

You have parked in a motorcycle only parking space. I had to park my bike, and in moving it around your vehicle I seem to have scratched the panelwork. People think I am writing my name and address, I'm not!

**gatch** · 18th September 2011, 14:30

Just kill the guy. His family too.

Don't fuck about.

**pzkpfw** · 18th September 2011, 18:15

Originally Posted by Old Steve

When it comes down to the vandalise/don't vandalise decision, my position is as follows:

. Key one side of the vehicle, best colse to the driver's door so it WILL be noticed when the owner returns.
. Leave a note under the windscreen wiper which reads;

Cool.

And the lesson learned? Hate motorcyclists.

Is that really worth "teaching" him/her not to make a mistake in parking?

**Crasherfromwayback** · 18th September 2011, 18:19

Originally Posted by rossirep

key the van and walk away.............

Originally Posted by Old Steve

When it comes down to the vandalise/don't vandalise decision, my position is as follows:

. Key one side of the vehicle, best colse to the driver's door so it WILL be noticed when the owner returns.
. Leave a note under the windscreen wiper which reads;

If you tough guys are gonna 'key' another persons vehicle...at least have the balls to do it right in front of them. I'd love to watch that.

One day...you might park your bike where you're not supposed to (hell, maybe you didn't see the sign or something), but don't come on here crying that some cunt backed over it/coined it/moved it eh!

**misterO** · 18th September 2011, 19:17

You could find out where he lives and go kick his dog, or pay a gypsy to put a curse on his whole family. My personal policy has always been to crush my enemies, see them driven before me and hear the lamentation of their women, but sometimes I will just shake my head, whisper "dangit" to myself, and move on... depending on my mood.

**varminter** · 18th September 2011, 19:56

I'm thinking of starting a small business, mail order turds from the animal of your choice, supplied by return of mail in a ziplok bag. Keys specialy sharpened and for the connesuer of overkill (what the fucks happened to my spell check) a small tactical nuclear device. POA

**steve_t** · 18th September 2011, 21:09

Originally Posted by Crasherfromwayback

If you tough guys are gonna 'key' another persons vehicle...at least have the balls to do it right in front of them. I'd love to watch that.

Exactly! Don't mess with another man's shit (not literal) and especially don't be a pussy and do it when he's not there.

**GrayWolf** · 23rd September 2011, 21:20

Originally Posted by Jeff Sichoe

What's the story with those retarded reverse trike things? don't they have to pay a car rego not a bike rego? Why then would they park in bike parks as opposed to car parks?]

Have you tried one of those 'retarded reverse trike thingies'??? I have, and my partner is buying one!! I wont object to a can am in a bike park, any more than an ordinary trike.... I think you'll find unless the can am rider is with a 2 wheeler, they are likely to not block bike parks!!! But as its the one way my partner feels safe riding (her ablilty) then she is at least doing the 2 wheel 'thing' her way...

**nivram** · 24th September 2011, 21:03

Move on and Find another park, life's to short to worry about crap like this.

**HenryDorsetCase** · 24th September 2011, 21:21

Originally Posted by otter

Went move my bike into a public motorcycle only park 10mins ago, only to find that some arsehole had parked his van in it. I just took pictures of it. What can I do about this? Can I submit the pictures somewhere to get him fines.
I'm raging right now.

get bolt cutters and cut all four of his tyre valves.