
Originally Posted by
cheshirecat
Was asked once and sent a reply back in carefuly indescipherable handwriting that since i was designing a show (true) it would jeapodise the production if selected (true). Also included some stray colour powder pigments in the letter to ensure they would remember me. Never been asked again.
I was asked twice. Didn't want to go either time. First time I wrote explaining that my company was short staffed and my absence would jeopordise the company's viability. They excused me.
Second time (was about a year later) I figured I didn't want to be having to make excuses repeatadly in the future so wrote them to advise that I didn't want to be a jurour, that I was a racist and as the majority of crime was comitted by the minority, I would be very unlikely to give an unbiased verdict. I then stated that if they didn't believe me then they must reason that I was a liar and was therefore not fit for jury duty.
Got a letter back stating that I was excused from any future jury duty.
Political correctness: a doctrine which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd from the clean end.
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