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    Suicidal flatmate and the CBR1000 'Fireblade'

    So, the catchy title caught your attention? i'd like to share with you the story of my flatmate and his dream bike, which also happens to be his first.

    last month, i moved into my flat in chatswood on the north shore.
    there are 6 of us living here, it's a beautiful house which overlooks the city. all of my flatmates are really good, down to earth people,except one guy in particular,so this story is about my flatmates desire for the best, let's call him Johnny...

    Johnny has been asking me about my bike for the past few weeks, (06 hyosung GT250R) asking bout it's stats, how fast it can go, is it fun to ride and such, id gathered that he wasn't a rider himself, but i asked anyway, "are you interested in riding?"
    'yeah' said johnny, 'i've never ridden before but i'm keen to get into it'. joy! i love to hear that people are keen to get into riding. the pleasure that i get from riding is immense! and the idea that other people can experience the same feeling of freedom, adrenaline, and pride excites me!

    "truly", i said, "have you seen any bikes that you like the look of"? johnny then presents his i phone with a book marked page of a trademe listing for a 2009 CBR1000 Fireblade, i was impressed, they're really nice bikes to look at and honda being one of the largest motorcycle manufacturers in the world, i am sure that the fireblade would be a quality ride, "cool bro" i said, "i'm pretty sure they make them in a 250cc aswell". in hindsight i'm thinking that i really should have talked up my hyosung, i was very honest with him when he was enquiring about it, i told him that it's a good entry level bike, and that i'm beginning to get bored of it's limited power and speed, that i would definitly reccomend these bikes to a beginner. but Johnny is a pretty stylish sort of guy, he likes expensive clothes, he works out alot, i think he likes to be 'the man

    "i'm not interested in a 250" i want a 1000... oh dear.

    so i'm thinking, if he learns to ride a 1000cc sports bike, then, sure he will be used to riding a big bike, no harm in that, i mean, he won't be able to get sit his license on it, but im sure he could find a bike to borrow for that. the thing is, i had that the joy of learning to ride on suzuki dr200, in a paddock, with lots of nice, soft, grass to land on, with no hard, moving combustion driven traffic to get in my way. i think it was the perfect way to learn, Johnny having no experience at all of riding, i feel he needs somewhere safe to kearn the basic(how to go fowards, how to stop, how to change gear)
    in remembering the first time i dropped my hyosung (3 times in total) i was highly pissed off with myself, she is my pride and joy and i slammed her into the ground, but she was only $3000, so the thought of him toppling off his $10,000 fireblade into the street or carpark... i feel bad for the bike.

    it's been a week now, since he told me he was keen on the fireblade, and every day i've been showing him trademe listings, motorcycle trader articles anything which makes a 250 look good! but to no avail.

    the thing is, i dont want my flatmate to get wasted, and even more, i don't want to see such a sexy machine(the bike) all scratched up, or worse sitting in the garage coz he's shit scared to ride it.
    what do you guys recon? is this a bad idea, to learn to ride on a 1000? he's put up a good point, that he will get used to it, having had nothing else to compare it to.

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    OMG! he is going to kill himself until he is dead!

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    Fukin lol i give him 3 weeks

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    Very bad idea to learn on a 1000, point out from his stats he likes so much, that a cock up where he twisted the throttle by accident (or dumps the clutch and is pushed back from the g-force and that twists the throttle) he'll be doing a hundred before he can think what to do next.

    The point that there is nothing else to compare it to is up to fuck all, still way easier to do something stupid on a thou than a 250.

    Weight is a bit thing when learning too imo, get something around 140kg, and its a lot easier to recover balance or plant a foot if needed; saves fucking up those delicious fairings.
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    Oh, and if he does get it, have a few cameras on him at all times when he is learning
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    Before he does go all suicidal on you guy's, make sure he's all payed up with his rent & expenses then let him go for it I'm sure when he DOES get pulled over from the his brand of hair gel & Hugo Boss wipe on wont impress the cops to much
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    Not your problem.

    He is a man, he is entitled to be left to make his own decisions.

    Yes, they are ill-informed. Yes, they might kill him. But ultimately, that is his own problem, and entirely his own decision to make.

    I would not worry too much though... he'll reassess after he scares the ever loving shit out of himself... and then, you'll know where a cheap 09 blade is It's as good a choice as he can make though... they practically ride themselves... even a noob would have a hard time stalling one (it applies a little gas for you, and the clutch assist makes it a doddle to use).

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    Johnny is very obviously gay.
    Stylish clothes, likes to work out etc, he dosent want to "be the man" he wants a man.
    Clearly his plan is to ride it once, then tell you it i scares the shit outta him, & can you ride it while he goes pillion.

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    When he gets the blade, unplug 2 cylinders.
    Sweet as

    I ride a 97 blade with around 50 less horsepowers than what he is considering. Heavier and bulkier than a 250, snapping the throttle will throw you backwards if you arent expecting it. Tell him to remove the fairings first, so at least they survive the week.

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    Make sure he pays his rent in advance.
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    Show him a bunch of videos from america of people trying to learn how to ride 1000cc sportsbikes and estimate how much each crash cost since he wont be able to get insurance on it.

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    Id rather die learning on a fireblade, than be seen on a Hyosung.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nodrog View Post
    Id rather die learning on a fireblade, than be seen on a Hyosung.
    dude, thy're good bikes to learn on, get over it.

    i kninda want him to get the blade, in a way, coz then i can ride it.
    i don't want him to die however, and i really dont want it to sit in our garage, it would break my heart.

    i know theres some sexy little 250s out there, im gunna suggest he gets some 2nd hand 250, then mod the balls off it, it'd be cool for him to ride, coz then i have someone to ride with.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bc.worldlive View Post
    'yeah' said johnny, 'i've never ridden before but i'm keen to get into it'. joy! i love to hear that people are keen to get into riding. the pleasure that i get from riding is immense! and the idea that other people can experience the same feeling of freedom, adrenaline, and pride excites me!

    Johnny is a pretty stylish sort of guy, he likes expensive clothes, he works out alot, i think he likes to be 'the man

    "i'm not interested in a 250" i want a 1000... oh dear.
    It sounds to me like Johnny isn't actually too concerned about riding. It sounds like he's more concerned about being SUPER COOL MAN GO FAST ON MY THOU LIKE ROSSO VALENTINI BRO BITCHES LOVE IT and looking good.

    (Although hey, that's why we all bought motorcycles, right?)

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    Quote Originally Posted by bc.worldlive View Post
    dude, thy're good bikes to learn on, get over it.

    i kninda want him to get the blade, in a way, coz then i can ride it.
    i don't want him to die however, and i really dont want it to sit in our garage, it would break my heart.

    i know theres some sexy little 250s out there, im gunna suggest he gets some 2nd hand 250, then mod the balls off it, it'd be cool for him to ride, coz then i have someone to ride with.
    Translation - I dont want him to get a fireblade, cos i wont be able to keep up on my hyosung.

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