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Thread: On the road again, or "Dude, where are my tassels?"

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    On the road again, or "Dude, where are my tassels?"

    Greetings KBers,

    Long time subscribers will recall two things, namely:
    In August, some blind bint in a 4WD decided to make my (and Boris, my GSX1400's) day a bit worse sending us for a slide down West Coast Road of a morning; and
    A few years ago, Mr jrandom loaned me his (at the time) GSX1400, which (eventually) led me to buying one...

    Well, jrandom has come through again, this time leaving his Harley XL1200N in my care for a tootle. This being my first time aboard two wheels since The Day (tm), the Wife was a bit nervous about it, but I was keen given that I'd never swung a leg over one of "Milwaukee's Finest".

    Thankfully, the Weather Gods smiled (a bit) so I was able to pull on the Teknic stuff (still bearing scars from my bit of Road Surfing (tm)) and slot my delicate tootsies into the Gaernes once again.

    With the Wife insisting on regular text updates, I climbed aboard (climbed being a bit misleading – she’s a low beast), and thumbed the starter. After retrieving my eyeballs which had been shaken out onto the driveway (Holy Jeebus, they shake, these things), I flicked into first and into the fray.

    First challenge – where are the damn footpegs? Unfamiliarity meaning I had to look down from time to time to actually see where to put my hooves – having never ridden a “forward controlled” bike before. Also, a special place in hell awaits the sadist who invented that indicator system.

    After a quick detour to the local servo to top up the tank (no, not with diesel, you little scamps), onwards to Westgate, getting back into the “groove” of leaning into corners and second guessing cagers (made easier by the pipes on this one – louder than a Green Party MP whinging about some imagined unjustice in OuterRoa…)

    Quick text to the Wife to let her know I hadn’t exploded from being back on two wheels and onwards to Kumeu – leaving the thing in 3rd gear most of the time and rolling on and off the gas as required, letting the torque do the work (jrandom, I found the problem; it’s only running on two cylinders).

    Arriving in Kumeu (another Wife check-in text) and having a scowl at the approaching weather, I decided conservatism was the order of the day, and I should head towards base, rather than carry on up 16 as per my original plan. Decided to head back home the back way (via Taupaki and Waitakere). All in all, I probably only got about 90 minutes in, but a nice shakedown on a very rider-friendly piece of equipment.

    As always, hat-tip to jrandom for the lend of the Harley.
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    Jrandom, You are such a woman hating cunt, if you weren't such a misogynist bastard you might have a better luck with women!

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    Nice ride to get back into it.

    So are you going to buy a tractor now?
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    How fast did you go, and did you manage to get your knee down?

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    Choice!

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    Harleys are so much fun!
    I swapped bikes on Saturday with a friend (Warkworth to Orewa), she rode my Harley and I rode her Gladius. She thought she would hate it, but she loved it! Me, on the other hand was a bit disappointed with her bike.... a lot of fun, but too light, felt like I was a cobweb floating through the corners. I got a few gusts of winds and was just about blown into the oncoming traffic

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    Did you wave to sportsbike riders?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Oakie View Post
    Did you wave to sportsbike riders?
    They always wave first........

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    Quote Originally Posted by baptist View Post
    So are you going to buy a tractor now?
    Well, that's the question, isn't it? I'd certainly consider them more when the time come for me to get another bike.

    Quote Originally Posted by SMOKEU View Post
    How fast did you go, and did you manage to get your knee down?
    I went no faster than the speed limit - the Gummint says that's dangerous and illegal. And after touching the pegs down on the first corner, I went a bit more conservatively...

    Quote Originally Posted by Oakie View Post
    Did you wave to sportsbike riders?
    Yes, and I fear I've failed my H-D ownership test as a result.
    Quote Originally Posted by rachprice View Post
    Jrandom, You are such a woman hating cunt, if you weren't such a misogynist bastard you might have a better luck with women!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mully View Post
    Yes, and I fear I've failed my H-D ownership test as a result.
    You can redeem the waving if you get some tassles asap...
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    This thread may have changed the balance in the universe. Up until now I thought jrandom was just a cunt.
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    I think he's just misunderstood. Severely misunderstood.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mully View Post
    but a nice shakedown on a very rider-friendly piece of equipment.
    i rest my case

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