Worse work stories

**Fast Eddie** · 28th July 2012, 11:55

Originally Posted by Kickaha

You'll be able to stop and and have a beer with eddie while you're down there visiting

F*ck off!

**Fast Eddie** · 28th July 2012, 11:57

Originally Posted by Akzle

sweet. one less muppet on the road..

lol, who needs to worry about muppets on the road when there is you? general retards like myself are harmless in comparison to you, the hatched spawn of semen on the public toilet stall wall

**Edbear** · 28th July 2012, 15:22

Originally Posted by rastuscat

It was a bad day. Have had some great days since.

Any day riding the company bike is a good one.

Only if the Company bike is a nice ride, though. I'm thinking of those poor Posties.

Nice to ride one you aren't paying for, too, and if you get both in one, you gotta be having a good day!

**Akzle** · 28th July 2012, 17:03

Originally Posted by Fast Eddie

lol, who needs to worry about muppets on the road when there is you? general retards like myself are harmless in comparison to you, the hatched spawn of semen on the public toilet stall wall

are you... jumping on the coat tails of someone else's zing?
weak, man. very weak.

but pray, what harm do you believe i cause?

**Drew** · 28th July 2012, 17:08

Originally Posted by Akzle

are you... jumping on the coat tails of someone else's zing?
weak, man. very weak.

but pray, what harm do you believe i cause?

Your poisoning our minds with thoughts of freedom!

**schrodingers cat** · 28th July 2012, 17:19

Originally Posted by Akzle

...what harm do you believe i cause?

You're hogging bandwidth that could be more profitably be spent looking at pictures of kittens

**Fast Eddie** · 28th July 2012, 17:42

http://kittiesntitties.tumblr.com/

**Fast Eddie** · 28th July 2012, 17:45

Originally Posted by Akzle

are you... jumping on the coat tails of someone else's zing?

duh, its been put out there why not use it. It was a good one. Wonder if you're mine.. I jack off in public toilets all the time after I nick hustler magazines

**Drew** · 28th July 2012, 17:47

Originally Posted by Fast Eddie

http://kittiesntitties.tumblr.com/

Fuckin great website!

**Fast Eddie** · 28th July 2012, 17:48

Originally Posted by Akzle

but pray, what harm do you believe i cause?

you're quite harmless I'm sure..

.. spewing green text blocks that would fill a novel (a shite one) from your keyboard onto my screen is probably the worst of it.

**St_Gabriel** · 30th July 2012, 17:33

Originally Posted by Akzle

but pray, what harm do you believe i cause?

Seeing as you asked...

Originally Posted by St_Gabriel

Originally Posted by Akzle

are you switching the rail?

either way, as long as earthy gets eartheyed there should be no problem. general lighting circuits are not earthyed.

Originally Posted by Akzle

huh?

i was wondering about all this two core in the roof.... magic earth eh?

Originally Posted by Akzle

i've grounded 240v, as a child of ~10. lasted more than a few seconds before i kicked it off. wouldn't want to do it again, but not fatal.
unfortunately didn't have the ammeter on me to check the current but it didn't blow the fuse so not massively more than 10.

simple question, at what voltage, AC/DC, is one amp lethal?

Akzle: you are a FUCKING IDIOT, please refrain from giving advice on things of which you know nothing at all before you are responsible for killing someone.

**Akzle** · 30th July 2012, 19:04

Originally Posted by St_Gabriel

Seeing as you asked...

hahah! you ehh..

yeah. i'll believe in the magic earth if i ever start believing in faeries. not faeries like you, faeries with tutus and wings sprinkling magic dust around.

**neels** · 30th July 2012, 19:06

Originally Posted by Akzle

hahah! you ehh..

yeah. i'll believe in the magic earth if i ever start believing in faeries. not faeries like you, faeries with tutus and wings sprinkling magic dust around.

A good start would be learning how to spell fairies....