Things you say to yourself in your helmet when riding!

[haydes55]

I swear lots when I fuck things up.

And

I swear lots when I get it right.

But, I remember one of the first threads I read on KB, very similar to this one in fact. Someone posted that they poke their tongue out and try and reach the helemt. I been trying that again with my new helmet.

Haha i'm gonna try licking my helmet now. Just don't try it after sneezing in a helmet.

[Stirts]

Just don't try it after sneezing in a helmet.

Those loaded sneezes are the worst. Although... at least no-one will see you eating your own boogers.

[tbs]

Those loaded sneezes are the worst. Although... at least no-one will see you eating your own boogers.

[george formby]

I'm usually too busy trying to co-ordinate my limbs, digits, brain & senses to say much. I do burst into song on boring roads, though. Oh hang on, i often say "look at that eejit".

[Stirts]

tease



I hate it when work gets in the way of fun stuff

[tbs]

tease

I hate it when work gets in the way of fun stuff

You'll have to watch it at home.

[dino3310]

Be one with the bike
I am Johnny Campbell, I am Johnny Campbell, I am Johnny Campbell,

WWWWWhhhhhooooaaahhhhh fuck that was close, slow down Dino your not Johnny Campbell


most commenly the 'OH FAAAARK' is used when not singing the last song i heard on the radio

[turtleman]

Mmm. I had the poster of that song on my bedroom wall when I was much younger. Still got the album in the garage too.

Yup - got the CD, and vinyl. I still have the poster, too!

[Slyran]

I was pretty happy the other day when I realised that since I'm not taking public transport anymore I can sing as much as I want.

[slofox]

For me, it is the little man in my head telling me to look for the next thing to pass. I just lurve ripping past stuff. (God alone knows why...).

[Akzle]

lllleeggggsss!
(legs)

either good

or bad

[Akzle]

. .

[Oakie]

Haha i'm gonna try licking my helmet now. Just don't try it after sneezing in a helmet.

Or you could lick the outside of the visor to clean it like me...

Did a big wet sneeze into my balaclava about a month ago. Yuk!. Had to discretely leaver it out to dry at work.

[GSF]

Those loaded sneezes are the worst. Although... at least no-one will see you eating your own boogers.

I did a 30 minute ride home on the motorway after I got stranded somewhere with a killer migraine. As soon as I got off at the Greenlane roundabout, I threw up in my helmet.

It was not very awesome to be perfectly frank. For sale: 1x Shoei XR1000, never sicked up in ever, honest.

[rastuscat]

Or the Muppet's theme song, never fails to put me in a great mood

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