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    100 kph on the Moa Flat road? I think I could average that, but those bends at the bottom could be testing unless we wait for the snow to clear.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jantar View Post
    100 kph on the Moa Flat road? I think I could average that, but those bends at the bottom could be testing unless we wait for the snow to clear.
    from your place to mine would be fun.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by _Shrek_ View Post
    your location shows just how much knowledge you have mr key board warrior..... any time your down this way I'll take you for a wee ride, you can either be pillion or ride your own at 100 kph & try to keep up
    hahahaha try an keep up.. fark your a funny bugger,
    hope it isnt windy when im down that way cause we know you get all soft and girlie and start to cry if it starts to blow.. lol and dont know how you would handle my 105kg mass on the back of your bike, so i mite have to carve you up on my own wee machine and show ya how its done.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rossirep View Post
    hahahaha try an keep up.. fark your a funny bugger,
    hope it isnt windy when im down that way cause we know you get all soft and girlie and start to cry if it starts to blow.. lol and dont know how you would handle my 105kg mass on the back of your bike, so i mite have to carve you up on my own wee machine and show ya how its done.

    Well!

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    Quote Originally Posted by rossirep View Post
    hahahaha try an keep up.. fark your a funny bugger,
    hope it isnt windy when im down that way cause we know you get all soft and girlie and start to cry if it starts to blow.. lol and dont know how you would handle my 105kg mass on the back of your bike, so i mite have to carve you up on my own wee machine and show ya how its done.
    I think there was a few days this year the wind wasn't blowing a gale up there ... you might get lucky.

    At 105 kg's ... you're just a little fella. But bring food ... Shrek isn't as mean if he's eaten ...

    Only half of the road is uphill ... so your little bike should do that bit ok. If it's not into a headwind .... the Nor-wester brings the rain and the southerly brings the snow. So bring snowshoes and waterproofs ... just in case ....

    The higher parts of the road is actually higher than the Desert road summit ... so bring warm gear too ...

    But let us know when you're coming down ... I'm sure there is a few of us down here that want to see how it should be done ... on a real motorbike.
    When life throws you a curve ... Lean into it ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by FJRider View Post

    But let us know when you're coming down ... I'm sure there is a few of us down here that want to see how it should be done ... on a real motorbike.
    Oh hell yes !! I'd make the trip down to see how it should be done. Hopefully Shrek (the noob) takes notice too

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    ...he could do a little practice with me and a mate on the summit between the Hilltop and the Cabstand above Akaroa. Im sure the Sportster could keep him worried and when i got tired (or bored) my mate on his AC50 could take over...he could PM me if he wants a bit of training...

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    its amazing you guys can ride with ya heads stuffed so far up mr shreks arse..
    but im over akaroa most weekends so if any of you key board heros wanna hit me up ya know where to find me.
    or ya can just keep talking shit and sucking each other off on here. ;-) bitches..

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    Quote Originally Posted by ellipsis View Post
    ...he could do a little practice with me and a mate on the summit between the Hilltop and the Cabstand above Akaroa. Im sure the Sportster could keep him worried and when i got tired (or bored) my mate on his AC50 could take over...he could PM me if he wants a bit of training...
    That's a nice piece of roadway ... it is one of my favourite bits of road in that area.

    I think he is certain he wont need training ... Who are we to argue ... ???
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    Quote Originally Posted by rossirep View Post
    its amazing you guys can ride with ya heads stuffed so far up mr shreks arse..
    but im over akaroa most weekends so if any of you key board heros wanna hit me up ya know where to find me.
    or ya can just keep talking shit and sucking each other off on here. ;-) bitches..
    Hmmm, Akaroa and back must get boring after 30 or so trips so I would imagine it will be a pleasant releif to ride from Ettrick to Tapanui via Moa Flat. (pff, WHO the hell decided to call it 'flat'?)
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    Quote Originally Posted by FJRider View Post

    But let us know when you're coming down ... I'm sure there is a few of us down here that want to see how it should be done ... on a real motorbike.
    Hell yes, i would make the trip to be a spectator too....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Subike View Post
    Hell yes, i would make the trip to be a spectator too....
    SECOND weekend in December ... I think would be a great weekend for his demonstration ...

    I'm sure there will be a few KB'rs in the area ...

    All those in favour ... say aye ...
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    Quote Originally Posted by scumdog View Post
    Hmmm, Akaroa and back must get boring after 30 or so trips so I would imagine it will be a pleasant releif to ride from Ettrick to Tapanui via Moa Flat. (pff, WHO the hell decided to call it 'flat'?)
    akaroa never gets boring , so since you made that stupid comment im guessing you aint ever riden it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Subike View Post
    Hell yes, i would make the trip to be a spectator too....
    come on gandalf no need to jump on the band wagon. lol,

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    Quote Originally Posted by rossirep View Post
    akaroa never gets boring , so since you made that stupid comment im guessing you aint ever riden it.
    I've ridden it plenty, like anything you repeat often enough it gets boring as fuck
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