I like kittens...............
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Is it still beastiality if ya fuck a frozen chicken??
just got out of 6 hours sitting in a&e getting my finger prodded n twistd n xrayd. they finally decided its fucked and they need to do surgery on it etc.. ffs. on top of that sm fuckr sideswiped the car i am borrowing.. either parking next t me or smthin.. no note etc so choice! get t pay fr that, fuck it! wat a day... 5 hours i get t go back t hospital and wait around smore n get my finger cut open and mangled with
He started alone because he failed to comprehend the start light system at riders briefing, then after racing by himself for half a lap, the stewards thought they would avert the disaster of him piling into the back of a stationary grid at race pace on his first lap, so dispatched our race, bless them.
When he finally realised that we had all fucked up the start & he was the only one that got it right, he felt sorry for the rest of us being disadvantaged by our own stupidity & thought he would wait on the line for the rest of us, to make it fair for everybody.
Or near enough to that anyway, as best as I can fathom it, although, he may also have been hoping for another full restart, to prevent himself from being excluded from the results, or possibly trying to artificially create a red flag situation to force a restart too.
So yeah, going on Arsebook & telling less than half the story in order to gain support & sympathy dosent wash with me.
Yip! I've noticed too......
Actually, I've made a conscious decision to tone it down at race meetings, as you simply don't know who is walking through the pits.
You don't know if the gentleman standing looking is a sponsor of another team, a meeting sponsor, is about to sponsor you, or is a journalist, or the father of the 3 kids under his tow, that doesn't want his kids subjected to talking about beastiality, group sex or auto erotica.......
What happens after a race event in a bar somewhere is different!
As for KB, well there's such a small percentage of raceday patrons on it, that I can talk shit for hours (without offending the above)...... and usually do!
Now, get off ya keyboard, sell that pussy RF, and get a shorty sidecar and come kick my arse!! Release that mongrel on the track!!![]()
Is it still beastiality if ya fuck a frozen chicken??
Won't happen.............
1. The playing field aint level,
2. I might just buy 2 new tyres a year....,
3. You won't sell ya bucket,
4. You def won't sell ya RF
5. Ya missus won't let ya,
6. You don't have the balls...
7. You're unco like Kick,
8. You'll need a zimmer frame by the time you buy a sidecar.......
9. I'll be dead before you buy a sidecar..............
But, if you get rid of your RF, you'll have something the kids can have fun on at the 'Have-a-go day'!!! They won't care about the RF anymore!
Do it..... Kick my arse.... you can do it......
Or are ya chicken????
Is it still beastiality if ya fuck a frozen chicken??
WTF?? Now I'm confused - or you're on the beers....
Next Try series?? Try what?? Or Tri Series?? Either way, sidecars weren't racing them.
Or did you mean 'Hagd' ?
Oh, and who is Alan?? Flea??
I'm confused............
Zimmerman.......
(Sell that RF................) Did you hear that?? I thought I heard sumpin???
Is it still beastiality if ya fuck a frozen chicken??
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