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    Quote Originally Posted by Fast Eddie View Post
    then flopped about fr last few laps..
    That was a pretty big flop on that last lap, Alex thought you were gone and we all standing on the hill laughing
    "If you can make black marks on a straight from the time you turn out of a corner until the braking point of the next turn, then you have enough power."


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    Even BP would shy away from cleaning up a sidecar oil spill.
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    Send Lawyers, guns and money, the shit has hit the fan

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    Quote Originally Posted by sidecar bob View Post
    It wasnt a red flag situation, it was a full distance race & he did that at the end of his first lap for his own reasons, whatever the fuck they were.
    Wait, he did a lap after the start, and then stopped on the start finish line?

    I figured he'd come out late to form up, and the start had already happened.

    He seems to think he's quite important. I had him summed up pretty well the first time I met him I think.

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    I like kittens...............

    Is it still beastiality if ya fuck a frozen chicken??

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    just got out of 6 hours sitting in a&e getting my finger prodded n twistd n xrayd. they finally decided its fucked and they need to do surgery on it etc.. ffs. on top of that sm fuckr sideswiped the car i am borrowing.. either parking next t me or smthin.. no note etc so choice! get t pay fr that, fuck it! wat a day... 5 hours i get t go back t hospital and wait around smore n get my finger cut open and mangled with

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    Quote Originally Posted by Drew View Post
    Wait, he did a lap after the start, and then stopped on the start finish line?

    I figured he'd come out late to form up, and the start had already happened.
    He started alone because he failed to comprehend the start light system at riders briefing, then after racing by himself for half a lap, the stewards thought they would avert the disaster of him piling into the back of a stationary grid at race pace on his first lap, so dispatched our race, bless them.
    When he finally realised that we had all fucked up the start & he was the only one that got it right, he felt sorry for the rest of us being disadvantaged by our own stupidity & thought he would wait on the line for the rest of us, to make it fair for everybody.
    Or near enough to that anyway, as best as I can fathom it, although, he may also have been hoping for another full restart, to prevent himself from being excluded from the results, or possibly trying to artificially create a red flag situation to force a restart too.
    So yeah, going on Arsebook & telling less than half the story in order to gain support & sympathy dosent wash with me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sidecar bob View Post
    He started alone because he failed to comprehend the start light system at riders briefing, then after racing by himself for half a lap, the stewards thought they would avert the disaster of him piling into the back of a stationary grid at race pace on his first lap, so dispatched our race, bless them.
    When he finally realised that we had all fucked up the start & he was the only one that got it right, he felt sorry for the rest of us being disadvantaged by our own stupidity & thought he would wait on the line for the rest of us, to make it fair for everybody.
    Or near enough to that anyway, as best as I can fathom it.
    So yeah, going on Arsebook & telling less than half the story in order to gain support & sympathy dosent wash with me.
    Oh right, I'd miss interpreted what Andy said on the day.

    I don't wanna get in trouble for slagging marshals again, so I'll let someone else give those cunts shit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fast Eddie View Post
    just got out of 6 hours sitting in a&e getting my finger prodded n twistd n xrayd. they finally decided its fucked and they need to do surgery on it etc.. ffs. on top of that sm fuckr sideswiped the car i am borrowing.. either parking next t me or smthin.. no note etc so choice! get t pay fr that, fuck it! wat a day... 5 hours i get t go back t hospital and wait around smore n get my finger cut open and mangled with
    Top effort, nearly flip the sidecar at HD and walk away with no damage, go for a few gentle laps with a pensioner and end up having surgery

    See if you can video them carving you up
    "If you can make black marks on a straight from the time you turn out of a corner until the braking point of the next turn, then you have enough power."


    Quote Originally Posted by scracha View Post
    Even BP would shy away from cleaning up a sidecar oil spill.
    Quote Originally Posted by Warren Zevon
    Send Lawyers, guns and money, the shit has hit the fan

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    1977 front exit LCR, this bike is still racing at events in Europe
    "If you can make black marks on a straight from the time you turn out of a corner until the braking point of the next turn, then you have enough power."


    Quote Originally Posted by scracha View Post
    Even BP would shy away from cleaning up a sidecar oil spill.
    Quote Originally Posted by Warren Zevon
    Send Lawyers, guns and money, the shit has hit the fan

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    Quote Originally Posted by Drew View Post
    Has anyone else noticed, that Andy is a picture of decorum, and 'matter-of-factness' when you talk to him in person, yet online he's quite the joker/shit giver?

    Mutha fucka got no balls I reckon!
    Yip! I've noticed too......

    Actually, I've made a conscious decision to tone it down at race meetings, as you simply don't know who is walking through the pits.
    You don't know if the gentleman standing looking is a sponsor of another team, a meeting sponsor, is about to sponsor you, or is a journalist, or the father of the 3 kids under his tow, that doesn't want his kids subjected to talking about beastiality, group sex or auto erotica.......
    What happens after a race event in a bar somewhere is different!

    As for KB, well there's such a small percentage of raceday patrons on it, that I can talk shit for hours (without offending the above)...... and usually do!
    Now, get off ya keyboard, sell that pussy RF, and get a shorty sidecar and come kick my arse!! Release that mongrel on the track!!
    Is it still beastiality if ya fuck a frozen chicken??

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    Quote Originally Posted by scrivy View Post
    Blah blah blah....Growing up....Blah blah
    Now, get off ya keyboard, sell that pussy RF, and get a shorty sidecar and come kick my arse!! Release that mongrel on the track!!
    I'm not allowed to sell the RF man. My kids would fuggin kill me.

    I can sell my bucket racer, that'll get me the one new tyre I'm allowed per year.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Drew View Post
    that'll get me the one new tyre I'm allowed per year.
    And here was me thinking you were man enough not to respond to peer pressure
    "If you can make black marks on a straight from the time you turn out of a corner until the braking point of the next turn, then you have enough power."


    Quote Originally Posted by scracha View Post
    Even BP would shy away from cleaning up a sidecar oil spill.
    Quote Originally Posted by Warren Zevon
    Send Lawyers, guns and money, the shit has hit the fan

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kickaha View Post
    And here was me thinking you were man enough not to respond to peer pressure
    It aint peer pressure. I wanna beat that ancient pair of pricks on a level playing field.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Drew View Post
    I wanna beat that ancient pair of pricks on a level playing field.
    Won't happen.............

    1. The playing field aint level,
    2. I might just buy 2 new tyres a year....,
    3. You won't sell ya bucket,
    4. You def won't sell ya RF
    5. Ya missus won't let ya,
    6. You don't have the balls...
    7. You're unco like Kick,
    8. You'll need a zimmer frame by the time you buy a sidecar.......
    9. I'll be dead before you buy a sidecar..............

    But, if you get rid of your RF, you'll have something the kids can have fun on at the 'Have-a-go day'!!! They won't care about the RF anymore!
    Do it..... Kick my arse.... you can do it......

    Or are ya chicken????
    Is it still beastiality if ya fuck a frozen chicken??

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    Quote Originally Posted by scrivy View Post
    Won't happen.............

    1. The playing field aint level,
    2. I might just buy 2 new tyres a year....,
    3. You won't sell ya bucket,
    4. You def won't sell ya RF
    5. Ya missus won't let ya,
    6. You don't have the balls...
    7. You're unco like Kick,
    8. You'll need a zimmer frame by the time you buy a sidecar.......
    9. I'll be dead before you buy a sidecar..............

    But, if you get rid of your RF, you'll have something the kids can have fun on at the 'Have-a-go day'!!! They won't care about the RF anymore!
    Do it..... Kick my arse.... you can do it......

    Or are ya chicken????
    You are fuckin dead next try series old man!...Unless Alan isn't keen to do it anymore.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Drew View Post
    You are fuckin dead next try series old man!...Unless Alan isn't keen to do it anymore.
    WTF?? Now I'm confused - or you're on the beers....
    Next Try series?? Try what?? Or Tri Series?? Either way, sidecars weren't racing them.
    Or did you mean 'Hagd' ?

    Oh, and who is Alan?? Flea??

    I'm confused............


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    (Sell that RF................) Did you hear that?? I thought I heard sumpin???
    Is it still beastiality if ya fuck a frozen chicken??

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